Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    On Fox News, you can see in Marine One and Hope has a mask on and it was off her nose talking to Trump who is maskless and 3 feet away. lol whoops.
     
  2. afb

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    I look forward to the zoom debates.

    Perfectly 2020
     
  3. SD_Irish

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    So on brand for a bunch of arrogant idiots.
     
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  4. Aaron Hernandez

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    It’s going to make the cutoffs during Trump rants a lot funnier, imo.
     
  5. The Banks

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    But if it does finish the job...

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Duck2013

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    Maybe this is too far but I still want Hope Hicks nudes.
     
  7. AptosDuck

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    Will you settle for autopsy pics
     
  8. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    :winning:
     
  9. JonathanCoachman

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    It is downright precious seeing Fox News freak out and finally get serious about the importance of contact tracing.
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    They keep showing Trump in a mask. It’s like 2 pics rotated over and over.
     
  11. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    :iseeu:
     
  12. JonathanCoachman

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    I wish someone would force feed him hydroxychloroquine. A rare opportunity for someone to literally get a taste of their own medicine.
     
  13. afb

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    It feels unbelievable that the date is correct but it is
     
  14. afb

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  15. Butthead

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    counterpoint: he is a coward who doesn't know shit and just lost a debate to a man with a stutter

    for a bloviator like trump, this is one of many ultimate humiliations.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    counter counter point he thinks he won.
     
  17. AIOLICOCK

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    Maybe you haven't noticed the lunatic fringe of violent Trump-supporting conspiracy theorists, but I feel like they would be apoplectic.
     
  18. southlick

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  19. BWC

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  20. Can I Spliff it

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    lol it's incredibly easy for us to doubt whether or not trump is even telling the truth about having covid
     
  21. Butthead

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    i've been thinking about this for the past few days, re: what the strategy was for trump to just interrupt biden constantly

    trump was definitely trying to trigger biden's stutter by interrupting him constantly. that fucking piece of shit.
     
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  22. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    i wasn’t planning on going back to sleep anyway
     
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  23. Butthead

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    also that blimp chris christie and any other "advisor" to trump for these debates ought to burn alive for trying that bullshit
     
  24. Lefthook

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    The Gish gallop is a technique used during debating that focuses on overwhelming an opponent with as many arguments as possible, without regard for accuracy or strength of the arguments. The term was coined by Eugenie Scott and named after the creationist Duane Gish, who used the technique frequently against proponents of evolution.


    This really has described his entire presidency at large. He never bothers answering rebuttals or walking anything back, he just moves on to the next outrageous statement, makes sure he has enough escape hatches or gotcha arguments built in somewhere to add to the confusion.

    The press at large criticized Dubya for going golfing during the aftermath of Katrina. He was crucified for it. They're mostly shell-shocked by the volume of disinformation and waiting for it to be over now.
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Butthead

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    that's a nice way to describe throwing shit at the wall

    it takes a lot longer to clean it than it does to throw more shit
     
  27. Duck70

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    Actually pretty crazy this dude called it
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

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    A new death plane in the air



     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    It feels good to know that if I ever screw up in life, no matter how bad things get I’ll never be known as the person who gave the president and his wife COVID.

    Way to not be hope hicks, everyone.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    And a stark reminder how fucking useless lib enablers are



     
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  31. JonathanCoachman

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    Wondering if or how many people I might have infected in the period before I knew I had the virus sort of drives me nuts. If I did cause an infection, I sure hope the chain I started (actually continued but that doesn’t sound as cool) is the one he caught.
     
  32. IV

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    What. The. Actual. Fuck.
     
  33. IV

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    Is Mike Pence effectively president of the United States for the next 2-5 weeks?
     
  34. drunk panda

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    Which means trumps poll numbers will go up because he won’t be himself for the next 5 weeks.
     
  35. southlick

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  36. IV

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    Doubtful, if it really kicks his ass he will be shown to be lying and killing a lot of Americans needlessly
     
  37. The_Baumer

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    I need to know Biden is clear before I allow myself to feel joy from this.
     
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  38. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Real strange how all of a sudden it’s covid and not “the China virus”. Weird, I wonder why trump would switch it up like that. Hmmm. Huh.
     
  39. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Sticking with this
     
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  41. Sam Elliott

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  42. herb.burdette

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    October Surprise
     
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