Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    WHY HASN'T CHAD WOLF BEEN ARRESTED YET
     
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  2. Henry Blake

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    You just wait 'til Nancy fires off a crusher of a letter with multiple cosigners!
     
  3. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The second scenario scares me, because it’s something they could feasibly accomplish.

     
  4. RavenNole

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  5. Henry Blake

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    Yep. They've had 4 more years to develop their skills, no doubt with some help from the WH/GOP.

    I'm not sure I've seen this expressed before? Has it been? Voter registrations rolls were considered vulnerable, but I haven't seen this before.
     
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  6. afb

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    He said, after packing the courts
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just as democracy is supposed to work.

    And this piece of shit saying "And we're not packing the court" is probably the disingenuous shit ever. I'd like to see all of Mitch's arms and legs ripped from his body
     
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  8. bro

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    I hope we all laugh when Mitch cries crocodile tears in february 2021 as the democrats deep-dick every norm possible
     
  9. BWC

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    A fool and his hope
     
  10. Mister Me Too

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  11. Josey Wales

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    Reads like dem erotic fan fiction. The prospects of adding those two as states are about as exciting as anything being kicked around.
     
  12. Bo Pelinis

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    Cornel West that dude
     
  13. bro

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    Let me dream.
     
  14. BWC

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    The Great Firewall comes stateside...cool cool cool cool
     
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  15. afb

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    These are the US Navy Blue Angels
     
  16. Sir Phobos

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    I mean, he's not wrong. The second Dems get the Senate and the WH, they're going to change a ton of shit around and that will almost certainly include getting DC and PR their own statehoods, both of which are essentially long overdue at this point. PR would be a constant fight because it's so religious you basically have to talk them into not voting Republican but DC would be guaranteed to go blue without hesitation.
     
  17. wes tegg

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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I will give the Dem party a LOT of credit if they actually get one or both to become states. Also, I seriously doubt PR is that Red, especially after the GOP basically passed a law not allowing them to declare bankruptcy and forcing austerity on them.
     
  19. VaxRule

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    “We’re not going to extend full rights to American citizens”

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  20. RavenNole

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    yet tubberville will win by double digits
     
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  21. bro

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    being qualified, competent, or coherent stopped mattering to GOP voters long ago
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    Why is Donald Trump still president? Why hasn't Bill Barr's fat ass suffered a catastrophic heart attack? The answer to these questions is that you live in hellworld. ENJOY
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    little late to this take chris but yes

     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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  25. ned's head

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    I really just want to vote and bunker down in canada until January

     
  26. bro

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    I DUNNO MARK, I GUESS WE WILL HAVE TO FIND OUT
     
  27. PeterGriffin

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    My chud dad expressed this sentiment last night on a catch up call. I said it’s more likely the opposite. We also spent > half an hour discussing mail in voting and how he believes Trump will win on election night and then it will be stolen by floods of mail in ballots after Election Day. I kept my composure throughout. Oh and he likes SHS and McEnany. I said they didn’t deserve a peaceful meal in public for the rest of their lives and shouldn’t get to reform their images after leaving their posts and going on dancing with the stars.
     
  28. BellottiBold

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    ...why?
     
  29. Henry Blake

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    Psychological manipulation takes subtlety, did you not take notes during Inception?
     
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  32. TylerDurden

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    I love how Mitch is basically “yeah we are racist shitdicks and will continue to be so, so we will not appeal to voters outside of racists and thus we will lose power” Instead of admitting that they will work to earn the trust of a wide swath of new voters.

    and by “love” I mean “want to see him beaten to death with a tire iron.”
     
  33. joe-

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  34. Josey Wales

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    Not before someone turns your head into a canoe, Mark.
     
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  35. Weedlord420

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    Obviously the best course of action in a democracy is to suppress the prevailing political beliefs of its populace and obstruct any means that populace has to express it
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    BOOM: Dems stick to norms whilst GOP ass fucks them b/c they don't care
     
  37. xec

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    This shows the Trump Campaign/USPS strategy is working. It’s all about getting people to vote in person. The more who do, the easier it is for the Kremlin to manipulate votes.
     
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  38. Beeds07

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  39. drunk panda

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    I don’t know how that would make it easier. Why would it be harder for mail ballots?
     
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  40. lomcevak

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    Tweet is gone. What was this about?
     
  41. bro

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  42. afb

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    it was a tweet from the government congratulating the Air Force on an anniversary

    but it was a photo of the Navy blue angels
     
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  43. lomcevak

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    Ah, at least it was actually US jets and not Russians again....

    Fucking shit heads
     
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  44. Butthead

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    God forbid these 3 million Americans get some kind of representation

    Meanwhile we need to care about some fuckfaced inbred Cheney decendant from Wyoming for the next 40 years
     
  45. Blu Tang Clan

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    Just like with Italians, Irish, etc.
     
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  46. Josey Wales

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    Scares me too. On the flip side it’s harder to fuck voter rolls last minute if a substantial number vote early...I think.
     
  47. bro

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