Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Jimmy the Saint

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    Ok Google, bootlicker
     
  2. ohhaithur

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    Where do these fucking dipshits come from? Can we just preemptively thread ban them before Daniel Ocean writes a 400-word response to something that they can't read instead of just ignoring them?
     
  3. JonathanCoachman

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    These goons he fires and still praise him are like the prisoners Stalin sent to The Gulag and were genuinely upset when they heard the news of his death.
     
  4. soulfly

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    He’s got a retirement plan!
     
  5. Drown ‘Em

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    Or the other dude is looking for the way up to join him...
     
  6. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    These people are truly amazing.

    My goodness are they dumb.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    wait till you hear about trump advocating for the death penalty for innocent men of color. Wait till someone tells you trump advocating police violence for peaceful protesters. Advocating the imprisonment and death of his political opponents. The difference here is that I am not a Biden fan but you’d probably dine at trump’s taint if given the chance.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

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    wow I get paid by the word. Are you trying to take the food out of the mouths of little beige children?
     
  9. Drown ‘Em

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    When you do, this is the first Google Images result.
    EF1F8A40-F329-45D9-9A6E-9B3191C79D90.jpeg
    What a coincidence...
     
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  10. bertwing

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    6,611 is the headcount for the rally tonight. Simply incredible and never before seems numbers
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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    Is that the real count? They should have let those 55 people in the plaza outside in. Would have made it a nice even number.
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    I would imagine Tulsa has several high school football stadiums that could've provided these...patriots...with fresh air.
     
  13. One Man Wolfpack

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    Probably will be taken down soon, so enjoy, or at least read spitefully, while you can ..

     
  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    I can't find it but paulgiamattimanuscriptfromsideways.gif
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

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    I opened it in another window of safari on my phone and still have it. I might be able to share the .pdf and don’t mind trying.
     
  16. Eraser

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    I've literally been to an Akron Rubber Ducks game with higher attendance.
     
  17. Jimmy the Saint

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    Oh I meant a gif from Sideways when Miles gives Maya the manuscript. The internet has failed me tonight.
     
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  18. Drown ‘Em

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    Ah, I thought you meant you couldn’t find the link any more to Bolton’s book as the tweet is gone.
     
  19. bertwing

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    Arkansas footballs spring game under Chad Morris had a higher attendance
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    I’ve been to a cello concert that had more people in attendance than Trumps Triumph. I’m sure 2Cellos would have zero difficulty getting Elton John to sign a Rocketman CD unlike the incompetent losers he hires. I take that back. Obtaining a physical CD copy of a Rocketman single might be an overwhelming task. Elton hired 2Cellos to be in his band the same way Donald hires people now. They liked what they saw on the internet.
     
  21. snowfx2

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    NOFX always crushed the lyrics...(2003)

    “It's not the right time to be sober
    Now the idiots have taken over
    Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

    MENSA membership conceding
    Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding?
    Watson it's really elementary
    The industrial revolution
    Has flipped the bitch on evolution
    The benevolent and wise are being quieted, ostracized, what a bummer
    The world keeps getting dumber
    Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

    Darwin's rollin over in his coffin
    The fittest are surviving much less often
    Now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening

    Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
    Now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
    And im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
    Stranded on a primate planet
    Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
    With generals and the armies that obeyed them
    Followers following fables
    Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

    There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
    Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
    Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
    Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions
    What are we left with?
    A Nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
    Who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
    Pass on traditions
    "How-to-get-ahead" religions
    And prosperity via simpleton culture
    The idiots are taking over“
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    I’ve literally watched “Don Quixote” performed in the Bolshoi Theatre, Moscow.

    The Russian dancers are all 5’3” and pretty beyond words.

    Moscow has two statues every cross section.
     
    #325724 chuckmasterflex, Jun 21, 2020
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  23. I always love these random bootlickers that come out of nowhere who are like "Well Biden...!" no one wants Biden, he is fucking weird and shitty and I am sure basically no one wants him to be President but the alternative is the guy who held a rally to show he could drink water properly and still made it awkward. Then they can never explain why they are voting for Trump and just go back to the "Well Biden". The loop never stops.
     
  24. Crimson&Cream14

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    Finally home from drinking and protesting tonight. Had been pissed all week that we were his first rally, but after seeing this asshole draw barely more than we get in Sand Springs on friday nights a few miles west of downtown, I'm kinda proud of the ol' home town. Fuck that orange piece of shit. :beerchug::roll:
     
  25. TTgator91

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    Our song Fuck off Trump
     
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  26. BlazingRebel

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  27. BlazingRebel

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    The crowd last night
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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    The racism is what resonated with him, the “Kung Flu” joke, defending confederate flag and monuments and of course the fact that he had his first rally the weekend of Juneteenth in Tulsa, or as some like to call it Tulas.
     
  29. NYGator

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    What’s impressive is how fucking insanely stupid you have to be to believe any of that. Hope your kool aid is good.
     
  30. aisle seven

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    I like that holding rallies for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego is now somehow a qualification for the presidency.
     
  31. DuckD

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    Am I supposed to feel bad about a man being playful with his wife? This is the sort of thing that happens in a normal loving relationship, as opposed to hiring a mail-order model bride.
    I just don't see what this picture is supposed to convey...
     
  32. DuckD

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    I hope yours gets left alone with Trump
     
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  33. Mister Me Too

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    I personally love the fact that the people who bitch about millennials being snowflakes clapped and cheer because a man was able to lift a cup of water up to his mouth with one hand.
     
  34. Constant

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    Thank you for keeping the hundreds of thousands blocked from the metal detectors.
     
  35. RavenNole

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    No idea what thread this should be in but this guy absolutely crushes a local school board member in Baton Rouge. He made connie’s ass leave. Meeting was about stripping the name Robert E Lee off of a school.
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    He needs to pivot to doing “Celebrity Rally” like he did with The Apprentice because he isn’t a big enough draw by himself anymore.
     
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  37. Doc Louis

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    He's already planning fireworks to increase attendance at future rallies. People love fireworks and bobblehead nights at those minor league events
     
  38. Redav

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    Yeah this has been monumentally bad. New Zealand has had less than 100 deaths and just started sports back up, with fans! We'll have 6-7x times that many deaths today alone. We are a failed state
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    And left just as many wondering what the hell they wasted their time for
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    I wanted to cry when I saw how angry Jacinda Ardern was about a lapse in their lockdown procedures that caused like three new cases. Two new cases today but they're already in isolation.

    I wish she were my wife and president.
     
  41. Redav

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    Yup while we're on pace to have hundreds of thousands of people die
     
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  42. RavenNole

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    So if I understand the situation correctly the new US attorney for the southern district of NY is Audrey Strauss until a permanent replacement passes through Congress. Is that correct? Barr can just fire her at any time though right? It seems like clayton would have to make it through the senate. Lindsey graham said he will give NY senators veto power which they will definitely use on Clayton and he might not make it through a full vote anyway. A few vulnerable republicans may not like how this was done, why it was done or that he’s never been a prosecutor. If Clayton is dead in the water at this point, it seems like barr will just fire Strauss in a few weeks and find a loyal replacement. What besides bad PR is stopping this from happening?
     
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  43. Bruce Wayne

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    Someone put that man in office