Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

That should make it hard for the gop senate to kill it

Spoiler

 

Karma is just a spiritual word for the scientific principle of for every action there is a reaction. I am a believer.

 

On their way to affording one of those Survival Condos

 

Holy fuck, he has no idea what he should be talking about.

 

Wow didn't expect that.

 

edit: beat to the punch

 

Eviscerate him until Monday

 

There is no F'n way he tweeted that out about Biden. I'm gonna need to be on blood pressure medicine after this.

 

Good luck with that, apparently high blood pressure puts you at a higher risk for getting infected and dying of Corona virus

 

Trump clearly has corona, because how much would he be bragging about having a negative test ?

 

This tweet is as bad as the American empire has always been.

 

he'd be gloating how it isnt bad. Look at me I have it and its not bad at all or I'm immune to it, it's all about how good my genetics are

 

Iron Mickey you back comrade?

 

If David Frum posts here and sees this I hope he dies the most painful death possible.

 

C/p?

 

The futures market is down 3% if anyone was wondering

 

Pelosi getting a bill passed with GOP help + his Covid infected body + his absolute awful health status = profit? Aka a CVA?

 

That's improvement from last night, right?

 

Let's be honest. Shit ass conspiracy theories are going to follow every event from now on

 

Random: I hope/pray Pompeo has it. He’s been notoriously quiet lately.

 

I'm guessing he actually hasn't taken the test because he knows it will leak if it's positive

 

Fox and Friends getting the message to their audience of 1 moron

 

Wasn't on the list of people at the WH for Trumps speech...

 

Maybe no one will tell him when to stop self quarantining

 

Yeah I'm sure it's just Tom they're blocking on that one

 

Same guy at work this morning.

All news is fake, Trumps hands are tied, you can get tested today AND THERE IS A TREATMENT PLAN!

Also "ya know... Shamrocks will soon be looked at as a sign of White Supremacy. Mark my words".

 

Oh yes the symbol of the notoriously not-bigoted Irish.

 

This virus is giving the clintons a LOT of cover to get rid of a bunch of terrible people

 

Shamrock shakes are another of the white man's tools to keep minorities down be making them camp out on toilets. The shakes come back and toilet paper runs out. Coincidence? I think not.

 

What the fuck is Kellyanne there for?

 

I forgot about this. They are going to have to chronicle the blunders by each week when this administration is over

 

Please can one of these GOP morons get really sick.

 

Really sick. Like REALLY sick

 

As much as it pains me to say it, I too have dirty Irish blood.

 

This is some next level galaxy brain shit.

 

you should thumb tack his chair.

 

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be for the president of your university to go on national TV and say people are overreacting to the virus while also calling it a North Korean bioweapon? Not embarrassing at all, because you've already chosen to attend Liberty University.