Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Poor people and POC who need aid=socialism
    White Farmers who need aid=cash

    Cool cool cool
     
  2. Constant

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    Would have been easier to just call some ambassador on his iPhone.
     
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  3. CuckFinn

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    “compliments of China tariffs”
    Tariffs fucked up the supply chain, obliterated the demand and took a shit on middle Americans . We are now subsidizing farmers to prop up the market because of said tariffs and he has the audacity to paint the picture that the tariffs are generating cash for farmers. That money is tax dollars. Surely he and his base can’t be this stupid. And yes I called them Shirley.
     
  4. Emma

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    Socialism is okay when Republicans do it
     
  5. slogan119

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    Sure there are. And they’re all concerned about inheritance taxes.
     
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  6. cutig

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    Farmer bankruptcies are up 24% and at the highest level since 2011. Thanks president T
     
  7. afb

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    not the first time Scalise was shot down
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    Goldberg is partially responsible for all this but I give him some credit for not caving like everyone else

    Hes still an idiot but

     
  9. DuckKin

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    and the corporations who back him will buy them all up at a small price. All a part of their plan.
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    I mean, to be fair, they think this because moron journalists, their moron editors, and their morons bosses over-report and seek out gop opinions that are themselves fringe
     
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  12. DuckKin

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    That and many of these journalists, editors, and bosses are a part of the wealthy class, so they push moderate democrats as they see Warren (and especially Sanders) as an attack on said wealth.
     
  13. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, this isn't true. Most journalists make shit wages and the editors aren't exactly "wealthy". Your statement about the bosses is 100 percent correct, and the corporate influence on media has become worse in the internet age.
     
  14. DuckKin

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    You're right, I should have said news media personalities and not journalists.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, the guys are who are talking on the major networks make bank and would fit your statement much better.
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    Who are these people?
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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    iunno I'm just floored by whatever posture trump is taking here. That's pompeo on the right.



    guess that medical exam didn't go too well
     
  18. Tilly

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    I'm going to go out on a limb and say very, very shitty people.
     
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  19. RonBurgundy

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    He’s sick, but Trump is such an insane, extreme-tier narcissist, he’d never openly admit to being sick or ill.

    also there’s been numerous reports he’s a massive germaphobe (which if anyone actually cares about the science of “disgust” and how it’s highly related to racism, religion, and fear of foreigners is an interesting deep dive FYI) and germaphobes hate being sick.
     
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  20. Can I Spliff it

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  21. slogan119

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    Fully embracing the grift
     
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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    This country is such a shithole
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I know it isn’t, but I’m still holding out hope this is performance art.
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/11/15/nyregion/amazon-mechanical-turk.html

    so many business models seem to be dodging minimum pay requirements
     
  25. Mix

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    Kanye not understanding what sex trafficking is was quite funny but so sad.
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sex Trafficking is how many ppl came through a strip club??

    But, spirits... Fucking Spirits
     
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  27. steamengine

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    All of the worst people somehow find each other.

     
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  28. Gaknight

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    Even his daughter knows he is insane
     
  29. Schadenfred

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    :blowup:
     
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  30. Schadenfred

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    This Ryan Schefke follows only six people on Twitter. Anyone care to guess who is one of the six?
     
  31. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    It’s nice when bad things happen to bad people.
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    Trump took out a full page ad in today's Oregonian about socialism and blah blah

    Doesn't seem like a very good investment to me considering it would only be people from Washington and Oregon seeing it
     
  35. sflnole

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    I mean, it seems like a natural progression from the days when he used to say that if the Bible were written in modern times, he’d be in it.

    Many schizophrenics are obsessed with the Bible and especially the devil.
     
  36. sflnole

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  37. timo

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    sounds like some of y'all need some churchin' up, at least atmo :warn:
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    McKayla Maroney?
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    i bet King Diamond is one of the 6
     
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  40. Doc Louis

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    Between this and his tweeted threats to people giving testimony in the impeachment hearing, it's like he really thinks everyone uses Twitter as much as him
     
  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. ChiliWilly

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    Made the following post on Rivals MB and have already gotten several likes from MAGAts that can't or wont read or just don't understand law:



    Proof that Trump Did Nothing Wrong
    From Foreign Service officer David Holmes testimony UNDER OATH

    The four of us went to a nearby restaurant and sat on an outdoor terrace . I sat directly across from
    Ambassador Sondland and the two staffers sat off to our sides. At first , the lunch was largely social.
    Ambassador Sondland selected a bottle of wine that he shared among the four of us, and we discussed topics such as marketing strategies for his hotel business. During the lunch, Ambassador Sondland said that he was going to call President Trump to give him an update . Ambassador Sondland placed a call on his mobile phone, and heard him announce himself several times, along the lines of "Gordan Sondland holding for the President." It appeared that he was being transferred through several layers of switchboards and assistants. I then noticed Ambassador Sondland's demeanor change, and understood that he had been connected to President Trump. While Ambassador Sondland's phone was not on speakerphone , I could hear the President' s voice through the earpiece of the
    phone. The President' s voice was very loud and recognizable, and Ambassador Sondland held the phone away from his ear for a period of time, presumably because of the loud volume.

    I heard Ambassador Sondland greet the President and explain that he was calling from Kyiv. I heard
    President Trump then clarify that Ambassador Sondland was in Ukraine. Ambassador Sondland replied, yes, he was in Ukraine and went on to state that President Zelenskyy " loves your ass ." I then heard President Trump ask , "he' s gonna do the investigation?" Ambassador Sondland replied that "he' s gonna do it," adding that President Zelenskyy will do "anything you ask him to". Even though I did not take notes of these statements, have a clear recollection that these statements were made. I believe that my colleagues who were sitting at the table also knew that Ambassador Sondland was speaking with the President .

    The conversation then shifted to Ambassador Sondland's efforts, on behalf of the President, to assist a
    rapper who was jailed in Sweden, and I could only hear Ambassador Sondland' s side of that part of the conversation. Ambassador Sondland told the President that the rapper was "kind off there" and " should have pled guilty. He recommended that the President "wait until after the sentencing or it will make it
    worse" that the President should "let him get sentenced, play the racism card, give him a ticker-tape when he comes home." Ambassador Sondland further told the President that Sweden "on your word” should have him released, that "you can tell the Kardashians you tried."

    After the call ended, Ambassador Sondland remarked that the President was in a bad mood, as
    Ambassador Sondland stated was often the case early in the morning. I then took the opportunity to ask
    Ambassador Sondland for his candid impression of the President's views on Ukraine. In particular, I asked Ambassador Sondland if it was true that the President did not "give a s--t about Ukraine." Ambassador Sondland agreed that the President did not "give a s--t about Ukraine." I asked why not, and Ambassador Sondland stated that the President only cares about " big stuff." I noted that there was "big stuff" going on in Ukraine, like a war with Russia, and Ambassador Sondland replied that he meant "big stuff" that benefits the President, like the Biden investigation Mr. Giuliani was pushing. The conversation then moved on to other topics.

    Checkmate libs.
     
  43. ChiliWilly

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    Now the argument has evolved to GTFO lib
     
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  44. Mister Me Too

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    This woman is proof that racism and hate really is toxic and destroys people from the inside, she’s only 44 years old.
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    qanon says the president is dead lol

     
  46. chuckmasterflex

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  47. BudKilmer

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    these dumbasses are going to kill someone
     
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  48. SD_Irish

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    It is only a matter of time. These people are too dumb (and dangerous) for life.
     
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