Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    I'm pretty proud to be a Nats fan this morning, three straight asskickings notwithstanding.
     
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  2. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Lots of Millenials promotions.

    Will be fun dancing on your grave
     
  3. Bruce Bowen

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    I do remember Trump showing overwhelming respect for Obama when he was in office. Wait a sec
     
  4. indeed

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    There will be a finite number of dog walker and grocery delivery positions available.
     
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  5. ~ taylor ~

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    Filled by Boomers and Gen Xers who can't retire.
     
  6. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    This is an all time bad take.
     
  7. NYGator

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  8. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Delete your accounts, you cowards.
     
  9. NYGator

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    I am happily married. Any of you guys interested?

     
  10. ButchCassidy

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  11. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  12. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Come on, now. Explain it to me like I'm 5.
     
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  13. Damion

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    so we just abruptly left and let the turks come in and do some war crimes while further damaging our reputation in the world and forcing our best ally in the region to ask the russians/assad for protection only to quietly roll back in?

    cool cool cool
     
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  14. Xander Crews

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    “The very nasty paid protestors at the baseball game were so disrespectful to your favorite president (me!). Go Astros. No quid pro quo! WITCH HUNT!”
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    You could not be more of a whiny little bitch.
     
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  16. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    Boomers are the first generation to horde all the wealth in tax protected accounts so they can have extravagant retirement lifestyles that last 35 years. When we eradicate them we won't need free stuff.
     
  17. BudKilmer

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  18. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    He should take the chants seriously, but not literally.
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    I’d say I don’t understand how this is hard but Joe has mashed potatoes in between his ears
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  21. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    someone explain this to me like I'm 5

    TIA
     
  22. Tilly

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  23. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  25. Tilly

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    Idk. I'm not an economist, and would defer to someone who knows more about it. Specifically, the mechanics of the the "injections of temporary liquidity" and the repurchase agreements. Sounds like dumping money in, but I could be mistaken.
     
  26. Festus McBadass

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    Is that Trump’s signature on the graph?
     
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  27. steamengine

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    Amazing
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't buy it. I think they kept the body so they could clone or reanimate it for reasons I'm unable to explain.
     
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  30. bwi2

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    The two old farts who are in the first row behind home plate every game are big Trump guys. One of them wore a MAGA hat for a few months a couple of years ago, clearly got asked not to and stopped, but was wearing one last night. There are plenty of right wingers/Republicans amongst Nat fans, particularly in the richer suburbs where people are able to afford things like season tickets or World Series tickets.
     
  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  32. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Well, if Pete just starts talking shit about rural hilljacks, he might bring me around.
     
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  33. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Or rack up massive debt by buying those same tickets that gets paid off by some unknown entity just prior to a lifetime appointment on the nation’s highest court.

    Hypothetically
     
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  34. ButchCassidy

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  35. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  36. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    Bricktop the white can u come explain silver's data analysis on this one

     
  37. BellottiBold

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    Satire? I don't think so.
    Irony, sure.
     
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  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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