I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. bro

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    Guys, just remember that nothing is off topic
     
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  2. Aaron Hernandez

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    so did sterling end the charade on the private board or is he sticking with his story? I feel like you guys could end the “do we need to tell anyone” debate if he has come clean and acting rational in there.
     
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  3. three stacks

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    lmfao mans made a joking “I’m leaving :(“ post trying to make fun of me and everyone’s reaction was like ok bye bitch
     
  4. afb

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    WILL SOMEONE TELL ME IF THIS IS OOPS OR LECH ALREADY

    FUCK
     
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    Come on buddy. Come on buddy.
     
  6. afb

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    how this goes down depends primarily on which board theme he was using when he printed these
     
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  7. Truman

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    He already said he’s biscuit
     
  8. afb

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    I h8 u 3,000
     
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  9. Todd Bonzales

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    Everybody knew as soon as you walked through that door...that you were gonna get some chicken
     
  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Jake Scott
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    He always used to get drunk and lecture right wingers about their terrible understanding of economics. He was like our own Paul Krugman. I didn’t remember him going full racist before he disappeared though.
     
  12. jrmy

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    Let’s just say that Evil Homer still has a significant stake in ORIG
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    This post made me laugh and it deserves more likes imo
     
  14. Redav

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    I don't remember that either
     
  15. —

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    I think my favorite part of the thread is the conclusions people have jumped to.
     
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  16. One Two

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    Wait a minute, what was his end game here? When she didn't die and he kept running with it (that was fucked up to type!) what was he going to do about the inevitable wedding?
     
  17. —

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    People call off engagements all the time. Sometimes hardship changes people, but I’m sure they would still remain lifelong friends even after calling off the engagement.
     
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  18. One Two

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    Well yeah but how many likes is that going to generate?
     
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  19. bertwing

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    IP is coming back to River Rock Ranch
     
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  20. Tobias

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    he didn’t get racist he was just quoting moxin’s usage of the n word which got super uncomfortable
     
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  21. Redav

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    Oh, I misunderstood your post
     
  22. Tobias

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    yeah he was attacking moxin over it but he kept saying it himself in reference to mox in a joe pa thread and then carried over to yelling about it in the hurricane thread. he went out in a blaze of glory
     
  23. Redav

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    Oh yeah that's weird
     
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  24. Redav

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    Every time the news says hurricane Dorian I'm like "what?!?" I'm sure it seems very normal at not weird at all to my wife.
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    Swine4lyfe
     
  26. Lyrtch

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    i miss chicago seminole

    he combined a really strong knowledge on topics that are good to have on the board with just unrelenting flamethrower rhetoric towards morons

    it was nice
     
  27. GeneralPaton

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    Hi! Yes, I live right off 77 and would love some Skyline. TIA
     
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  28. Tobias

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    i can see 77 ruggt now pls stop
     
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  30. DaveGrohl

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    fucking lol at calling people trying to make sense of this "gross". please tell us more, oh enlightened one.
     
  31. IanBoyd

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    I mean you just described dumptime's entire TMB existence on any/every topic.
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    What the fuck is happening in here
     
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  33. dump

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  34. dump

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    FSU fans are leaving this board because lechnerd came back as Evil Homer
     
  35. IHHH

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  36. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I really hope he randomly proposes to her, she says yes, and then his first post back is a photo of her wearing the ring. Dunk on all of our asses.
     
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  37. devine

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    I also really hope I win the lottery
     
  38. JohnLocke

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    There was a 3 year span where this post would have been met with a "maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself" from dump
     
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  40. bigred77

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    Seems like a net positive, doesn't it?
     
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  41. Mister Me Too

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    :awshucks:
     
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  42. dump

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    maybe, maybe not, maybe GO FUCK YOURSELF
     
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  43. joe-

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    I’m proud of you for trying to figure all this out despite your autism
     
  44. afb

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    This is a good post
     
  45. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    The anxiety of not knowing what’s happening in here has to be crippling for him. How can he just not post
     
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  46. afb

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    he's busy helping Darian and her family prep the house for the hurricane
     
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  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    No, he’s prepping her surprise 24th birthday party.
     
  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Is it at hooters?
     
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  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    No that’s the after party
     
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  50. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I’m going to need cliffs from like page 10-50 please.

    Keep them to short bullets, no more than 5.

    Thanks