I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Go fuck yourself.

    Teacher: Any questions about the exam?

    Kid who gets a 98% on the test: {immediately raises hand} “Um, yes. I actually have two questions...”
     
    #1651 Todd Bonzales, Aug 28, 2019
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  2. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    to be compared to you? Bruce Bowen should be fucking honored
     
    #1652 dump, Aug 28, 2019
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  3. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    #1653 Bruce Bowen, Aug 28, 2019
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  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Lets get one
     
    #1654 devine, Aug 28, 2019
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  5. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    The craziest part of this thread was the guy that bragged about being a big boy and he could live wherever he wanted and chose Michigan.
     
    #1655 Corch, Aug 28, 2019
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  6. Tobias

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    gotta text my fiancé terry schiavo to make sure it’s ok
     
    #1656 Tobias, Aug 28, 2019
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  7. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    You're too kind, friend.
     
    #1657 dukebuckeye, Aug 28, 2019
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  8. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    #1658 dukebuckeye, Aug 28, 2019
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  9. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    you’re too sexy for this board
     
    #1659 dump, Aug 28, 2019
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  10. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    brb. I'm on page 26. About 4 hours into this thing.
     
    #1660 dukebuckeye, Aug 28, 2019
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    It’s not.
     
    #1661 Detlef Schrempf, Aug 28, 2019
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  12. Tobias

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    you’re not my gf
     
    #1662 Tobias, Aug 28, 2019
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  13. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Honestly R Kelly’s song “Bump N Grind” should have really tipped us off

    “I don’t really see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind”

    ummm buddy you have to get consent to do that
     
    #1663 dump, Aug 28, 2019
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  14. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Sorry but If I didn’t downplay our private board dealings, based TMB super user bwi2 would strip me of me Laser Lotus level 6 status and I’m too old to start over
     
    #1664 Celemo, Aug 28, 2019
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  15. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    I get the feeling we've seen the last of Sterling on this board
     
    #1665 JohnLocke, Aug 28, 2019
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  16. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Goodnight, text or call if anything good happens
     
    #1666 devine, Aug 28, 2019
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  17. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Has anyone other than Lawnole reached out to the dude?
     
    #1667 Todd Bonzales, Aug 28, 2019
  18. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I would move back to Michigan if I could be Heesu ‘s next door neighbor
     
    #1668 Celemo, Aug 28, 2019
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  19. Tobias

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    maybe sterling is still picking her up from therapy
     
    #1669 Tobias, Aug 28, 2019
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  20. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Snooping HM thinks this may be the boyfriend
     
    #1670 HotMic, Aug 28, 2019
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  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Idk what to believe anymore. BlazingRebel were you even kidnapped? I’m shook.
     
    #1671 racer, Aug 28, 2019
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  22. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    LMFAO
     
    #1672 three stacks, Aug 28, 2019
  23. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Duval did
     
    #1673 Celemo, Aug 28, 2019
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  24. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    remember that awful rap you wrote about Ryan Lochte
     
    #1674 three stacks, Aug 28, 2019
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  25. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Yeah at least it was genuine
     
    #1675 racer, Aug 28, 2019
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  26. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    yea it genuinely sucked lmao
     
    #1676 three stacks, Aug 28, 2019
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  27. Tobias

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    zapped his ass
     
    #1677 Tobias, Aug 28, 2019
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  28. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    In one of the pics there was a birthday card with 25 on it iirc
     
    #1678 Festus McBadass, Aug 28, 2019
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  29. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Kind of like how they zapped Darian back to life
     
    #1679 racer, Aug 28, 2019
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  30. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Jesus Christ

    The real one

    Not the white one
     
    #1680 Lyrtch, Aug 28, 2019
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  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I hate big threads like this that don’t constantly have guest viewing thread update posts
     
    #1681 devine, Aug 28, 2019
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  32. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    0 guests viewing
     
    #1682 Goose, Aug 28, 2019
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  33. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Thanks
     
    #1683 devine, Aug 28, 2019
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  34. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
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    I bet his name isn't even Sterling.
     
    #1684 Larry Sura, Aug 28, 2019
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  35. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    What kinda last name is “A” anyway, ya know?
     
    #1685 Todd Bonzales, Aug 28, 2019
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  36. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight after reading this
     
    #1686 skiedfrillet, Aug 28, 2019
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  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    “A” shitty one haha
     
    #1687 devine, Aug 28, 2019
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  38. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    still lmao at terry schiavo Tobias
     
    #1688 three stacks, Aug 28, 2019
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  39. BlazingRebel

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    :in-n-out:
     
    #1689 BlazingRebel, Aug 28, 2019
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  40. Larry Sura

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    I wonder what other accounts he's posting under.
     
    #1690 Larry Sura, Aug 28, 2019
  41. Tobias

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    thank u
     
    #1691 Tobias, Aug 28, 2019
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  42. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m going to be suspicious if I see any posts by a poster named Sterling B
     
    #1692 VaxRule, Aug 28, 2019
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  43. Baron

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    devine
     
    #1693 Baron, Aug 28, 2019
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  44. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    FSUNO1FAN
     
    #1694 Goose, Aug 28, 2019
  45. IanBoyd

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    So, most important question about all this is

    How much money can we raise to have Thujone MSPaint this saga
     
    #1695 IanBoyd, Aug 28, 2019
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  46. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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    #1696 w2b, Aug 28, 2019
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  47. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Michael Schiavo
     
    #1697 racer, Aug 28, 2019
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  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    #1698 devine, Aug 28, 2019
  49. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Jesus Christ
     
    #1699 IrishLAX2, Aug 28, 2019
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  50. YNWA

    YNWA :feelsgoodman:
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    Sterling has to answer for this and explain himself. Maybe people on here know him on another level but this shit is fucking wrong. Honestly worried about the girl and her family.
     
    #1700 YNWA, Aug 28, 2019
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