HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Festus McBadass

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    It was a turd sandwich before the trades too.
     
  2. Degausser

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    It's been worse though
     
  3. chuckles

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    Hey we won!
     
  4. SC

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    Hell of a series win on the road against a very, very good team.
     
  5. Degausser

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    Taking 2 of 3 in Minny is pretty great stuff.
     
  6. Tobias

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    great series win on the road against a really good team

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  7. Baby Boy

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    Yay. Huge series win on the road vs a very good team. Win and move on. Some real positives from the last few days at the plate and starting pitching wise.
     
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  8. jplaYa

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    Need to take 3 of 4 at least in Miami
     
  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    Need to sweep them
     
  10. Gin Buckets

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    It's nice winning 2 of 3, but wtf is with the bullpen? I'd like to know how many total ER the bullpen has given up since the deadline.
     
  11. Sterling A

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    I would not
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    To harken back to this quickly, Oliver kept citing that Oz was on pace to only hit 6 more homers this season. Mouth breather, brain genius, and quite possibly user Tobias, Matt Chernoff predicted that Oz would have a run where he hits like five home runs in seven games. Here we go.
     
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  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    EOF posted some good thoughts on why pitching in a blowout sucks. Please post Sterling
     
  14. Tobias

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    clown baby seems pretty upset that duke had another clean inning of zero run baseball and now he is lashing out indiscriminately
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    I’m pissed that he’s off charging runs to my beautiful baby boy Max because Luke is bad at pitching
     
  16. PrinceWimbley

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    NL Wildcard going to be a crazy finish.

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  17. jrmy

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    Snit said Riley hurt his knee lifting during warmups yesterday and got stiff today

    Sounds like a ligament strain at least. Will head to the IL
     
  18. SC

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    So that Reddit dude was right. Braves probably aren’t going to be thrilled about that.
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    Man DOB looks like a fool for being so passive aggressive about Riley not starting only to find out Riley injured his knee.
     
  20. jrmy

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    There’s literally not a non-catcher on the 40 to replace him at this point
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    The Mets are back, baby
     
  22. Sterling A

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  23. Clown Baby

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    Glad we were able to get him out of his slump before shutting him down
     
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  24. Sterling A

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  25. Balls McLongcock

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    Really hope we can do whatever it takes to sign JD back. Betting on Riley to start third next year seems much riskier than a few months ago
     
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  27. jplaYa

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    Don’t look now but 2-0 since DBALB
     
  28. Tobias

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    just got an email saying my bracelet has shipped woooooo
     
  29. Drown ‘Em

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    I came here to post this as well.
     
  30. Louis Holth

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    Hopefully Ajax has a little success(lol Snit will never play him), so we can take Flow out back and shoot him.
     
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  31. Baby Boy

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    In a game where we scored 11 runs today and had 16 hits, Flowers went 0-5. Not only did he go 0-5 he had two infield pop ups, struck out and grounded into a triple play. That's impressively awful.

    Sad for Riley and also concerned about Dansby's injury. Please come back asap Bae.
     
  32. Drown ‘Em

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    I know it’s petty, but with our injuries and slumps and how bad Greene has looked, I’m glad Demeritte has not started off hot.
     
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  33. Drown ‘Em

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    I know some of you haven’t purchased your bracelet because you’re still waffling on whether the combined efforts of myself and Tobias can end up well. So don’t take it from us that you should get a bracelet. Take it from the bro and best selling Arthur himself, Grant Cardone.

     
  34. Emmy Rossum

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    I bought 10 yesterday to make up for the people not buying them.

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  35. Louis Holth

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    Love that friends discount
     
  36. Clown Baby

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    This is like if Chipper washed out of in 1994 and became a motivational speaker/grifter
     
  37. Sterling A

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    Weigel



    Smoltz and maddux
     
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  38. Sterling A

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    Ok honestly what is DOB talking about? Russ ortiz, millwood, hudson have all won 13 games in a season
     
  39. Tobias

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    he’s talking about lefties
     
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  40. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Seems to me we need a bat that can play OF. I have zero doubt Waters could handle it.

    It won't happen, but he's infinitely better than Florimon or anyone else from Gwinnett.
     
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  41. Sterling A

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    Well that makes more sense
     
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  42. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Lefty.
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    You gotta gauge the context clues from the accompanying songs lyrics, like in that post Pancho and Lefty
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    I have no doubt that Waters makes the team next year out of spring training
     
  45. devine

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    Glad to see you
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  46. jrmy

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    They won’t sacrifice an extra year or two of him for a few games while Dansby is hurt
     
  47. Sterling A

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    Roster talk for an off night:

    "Next year we have 5 players under guaranteed contracts, adding up to $45.7M. Markakis, Tyler Flowers and Julio Teheran all have buyouts and team options. Assuming Markakis and Teheran's are exercised (and we decline Flowers $6m), that’s $18M more, for a total of $63.7M.

    Green will be the only player in their last year of arbitration. And even if he plays badly the rest of the year, he’s probably in for a substantial raise on his current $4M deal. So let’s double it and say he makes $8M next year, just to be conservative. So we are at $71.7M

    Folty, Duvall, and Culberson are all headed for their second to last arb year. And honestly, I have no idea how to value any of them, especially not knowing how they finish the year. Call it $12.3M because I like round numbers and we are at $84M

    Dansby and Luke Jackson are really the only other significant names headed for arbitration, and idk Trevor story got $5M last year. I doubt Dansby gets that much, but let’s call it that. $89M.

    That’s 14-15 guys if I’m counting right, so let’s say there’s 25 guys making the minimum $575k. That’s under $15M, so call it that.

    We’re left at $104-105M, and i think I’m being VERY conservative here. So, we should have $34M-38M seems plausible, yet understated to me. "

    lets say we have 34 million to spend. And we resign Donaldson to for 23-25, that would leave roughly just $10M to spend (and AA mentioned we went over budget as well)
     
  48. Clown Baby

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  49. Sterling A

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    our "closer", he goes by shane