MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Not from Seattle. Will never claim that I am. Do root for Seattle teams. You can ask Fancy and burnttatertot about central WA

 

You’re welcome

 

MLS Thread: “As I Lay Dirting”

 

Pffft

 

Great thread from Sam:



Favorite tweet out of it:

 

Totally behind this random MLS rule change:

 

RBNJ-Crewe Leg 2 Preview

Columbus gets one early, within 1st 15 minutes.

Energy Drinks score 2 in the 2nd half to bring it to 2-2, but needing one more.

Columbus scores again in ~85th while the Metrostars are throwing everything forward.

Congrats SugarShaun

 

It actually makes sense.

 

Well cripes. Weatherman just said 40 degrees with rain moving in for the second half tomorrow.

 

should be really nice at MBS

 

Ill be in my dome

 

Sporting park AKA the Blue Hell. Yup, name checks out. The ol girl is ready to go.

 

This “poster” is a certified grade A baby back BITCH. Weather is beautiful out here.

 

My stadiums free WiFi >>>>>>>>>>>> yours.

 

NO OTHER CLUB

 

BUT SKC

 

FOR THE GLORY

 

OF THE CITY

 

LITERALLY the most beautiful day in human history rn. Any poster promoting the MSM’s #fakenews stating otherwise deserves a permaban. IMO.

 

MLS Thread: DirtBall talks to himself

 

Hipster ZEUS in the house.

 

The most intelligent conversation of my life. :NailedIt:

 

WTF PETE, Rubio over Shelton???? Not sure about this

 

Lineup. #LosersEdition



Lmbo, they’re playing their best striker at D mid.

 

I’m about to take off from Miami. They can thank me by making sure our game doesn’t start until I get to the Benz.

 

I’ll see what I can do.

 

Ali Krieger is a beautiful human.

 

Oh shit. We’ve got a BALLISTIC BESLER BROTHER BASH BATTLE in their hometown, with all the stakes in the line. From my reporting Mama Besler is very disappointed in Nick and MAY excommunicate him from the family.

 

Ashlyn Harris is a lucky woman

 

Blue hell is HYPED

 

GOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOLO

 

beautiful little chip pass on that run

 

PIIIIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEE!!!


Chilean connection!!!!

 

BESLLLLEEERRRRR!!!

Tackle of the year

 

HUNGARRRIIIAAAS. NBN


HHHOOKMMEEEEGROOOWWWNNNN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pipe 2 assists!!! The maestro!!!!

 

this poor rsl back line can't even breathe

 

Anybody still watching the shitshow?

 

Apparently I was lied to when told ‘our Besler is Best Besler’.

 

I've got it on still in the background, just waiting for Atl to start, gonna scramble some eggs now

 

game on

 

CLEAR PK!!!!

 

ILIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

game off

 

Away goals can fuck the fuck off imo

 

WTF TIM!?!?!?

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