Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    I would beat my meat like it owed me money to see a SHS perp walk.
     
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  2. Joe_Pesci

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    this is a low effort joke and i support it
     
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  3. CUAngler

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    Get fucked John

     
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  4. infected donkey

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    Woah! That’s what the large belt buckle and jacked up truck are for!
     
  5. PeterGriffin

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  6. Joe_Pesci

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    it seems like the president's unqualified family members being involved in the country's foreign affairs should be a bigger scandal
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    she doesn't really want to deport all non whites she just pretends like she does

    - john "they make me nervous" kelly
     
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  8. Beeds07

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    Literally the perfect headline.

     
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  9. Josey Wales

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    That’s a little too on the nose tbh. He’s either a pussy, or he didn’t actually say this.
     
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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    I wonder if this is an entertainer that's going to be allowed to make public comments about politics
     
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  11. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  12. Josey Wales

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    Ball?
     
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  13. GrizzliesDrew

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    Why aren't people demanding clergy start packing? Churches: are gun free zones, are soft targets, have had multiple mass shootings.
     
  14. GrizzliesDrew

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    Texas Florida teen fails to read room.

     
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  15. Beeds07

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  16. Lyrtch

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    are you kidding me with that name
     
  17. Gregor

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    The Trumps should go back to reality shows, slum lording and attaching their name to shady commercial real estate deals.
     
  18. bro

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  19. Corch

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    Maybe that's not the worst thing?
     
  20. Mix

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    Florida. Actually the same county I hold a HS diploma from. It get rural as fuck very quick there.
     
  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    San Antonio, Florida? That’s even worse
     
  22. herb.burdette

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    Too worried about arming the mosques for the right to push this issue.
     
  23. BWC

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    He said churches, not terrorist breeding grounds.
     
  24. TAS

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  25. Beeds07

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    The best deals

     
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  26. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Yeah when you surveille someone you typically go to them immediately and say—hey, we’re watching you.

    I think that guy in the middle was basically saying he feels bad for Page because he seems to be slightly handicapped.
     
  28. Josey Wales

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    Trump literally said he was going to crater the market, and that it would be the Dems fault. Apparently pissing money away is ok if it’s to buy bombs, cut taxes, or make a political point.
     
  29. TAS

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    Yeah that is really fucking stupid. He said the law requires it, so i assume he is just making shit up on the fly to confuse all the old fucks watching
     
  30. BP

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    Business as usual for Zinke
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I used to like to listen to Remi Warren when he was on the Joe Rogan podcast but after his last visit with him basically sucking Zinke’s dick and trying to act like he’s doing this awesome job at conservation I had to turn it off. It’s just too ridiculous.
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    So I'm in a... place, and I swear to god Dana satanspawn Deloesch or whatever is on the golf channel shilling for ...beets? What is this world even
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Are you watching the golf channel at a strip club?
     
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  34. BellottiBold

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    nah just feeling shameful about weeknight midnight bar time is all
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    If it makes you feel any better, I'm in a place that is currently playing Walking On The Sun by Smashmouth
     
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  36. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Proud of you guys
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Was her answer “because super beets have guns”?
     
  38. GrizzliesDrew

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    Seems like Dr Dre would be a much better spokesperson
    I’m sorry
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    I'd like to remind you that the FBI, someone, warned Carter Page that the Russians were trying to recruit him. After this, Carter Page wrote the letter talking about how he had worked for the Kremlin.
     
  40. tmbrules

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    Many churches have changed the rules so that you may now carry. And many have also hired armed guards during church services. Obviously, church is only a couple hours a week so that is a much more obtainable solution as opposed to schools which are in session all week.
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    i can pray in peace now that i know people in the congregation are packing heat
     
  42. cutig

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    Yeah he’s to the interior what Pruitt is to the EPA. Completely disregarding the purpose of his office to allow mining companies dirt cheap access to public lands. Our mission is now energy exploitation.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't really understand this one.

    He's the head of the department....doesn't he have the authority to see everything his dept is doing???
     
  44. tmbrules

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    You can do whatever you like. I don't hang out with those crazy church people.
     
  45. cutig

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    Murray W. Hitzman and Larry Meinert — who had served as the agency’s associate director for energy and minerals and acting deputy associate director for energy and minerals mission area, respectively — charge that the request violated the USGS’s scientific integrity policy because such commercially valuable data should not be shared in advance. Section 3c of the policy states, “Particularly sensitive results, however, such as energy and mineral resource assessments and mineral commodity reports that typically have significant economic implications are not disclosed or shared in advance of public release because pre-release in these cases could result in unfair advantage or the perception of unfair advantage.”
     
  46. NilesIrish

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    #factsbefore feelings. Tell these kids to quit being snowflakes.
     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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  48. Beeds07

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    :facepalm:
     
  49. The Blackfish

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    He's lost it.

    I post itt for the thousandth time