Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Lol House
     
  2. Brocktoon

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    Looks like the new MO before large layoffs/store closings is to announce minor bonuses first and bank on the stupidity and short attention span of the American public.
     
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  3. Guns

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    remember when you didn't know how a progressive tax system worked?
     
  4. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    The only bullshit is pretending like they aren’t doing anything out of the ordinary.
     
  5. Joe Louis

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    My local ANTIFA chapter had a meeting and we all agreed we need to beef up our arsenals. Bike locks won't cut it anymore! Just waiting on Soros to clear our invoices ...
     
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  6. Arkadin

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    Congrats on the new tuba
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Why aren't moderate whites speaking out against this
     
  8. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Hopefully Bannon shows up irritable and besotted and something compels him to fly off the handle at one of the cuckservatives he so loathes.
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Is he having the dude who said he is the healthiest president ever do the eval?
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:
     
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  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    God damn I pray that they say he is over weight
     
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  12. indeed

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    Trump IS the healthiest president ever

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  13. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    If anything didn’t convince voters that Trump was a bad idea, rolling out that doctor and his statement should have been a flashing red light.
     
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  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    pretty sure a military doc does it.
     
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  15. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  16. Crepeswithasmile

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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    it's claude, but :roll:



     
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  18. BudKilmer

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  19. cutig

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    But they got a whole dollar an hour!!! They are almost above the poverty line, we should be bowing to our Walmart masters
     
  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    They actually just need a bigger tax cut next time, then we will really start to feel the trickle down.
     
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  21. nofatchildren - cissp

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    They also got a dollar an hour raise in each of 2015 and 2016. Who was President then, I forget?
     
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  22. KNOTT

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    They knew Trump was coming in to save the day. Stupid Lib.
     
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This doesn’t sound like trump. I don’t believe it
    Well I stand corrected
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    He has the best words
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

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    Jake Tapper literally just said "shit hole" on air

    :laugh:
     
  27. FrankReynolds

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    that cant be right



    oh
     
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  28. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    It’s really unfortunate we don’t have an environment where Lindsey and all people in positions of power and influence can be open and confident about their sexual orientation or even their non illegal perversions. He’s a terrible person and a traitor, but there’s too much moralizing and hypocrisy in our society, and it’s sad he needs to do this kabuki dance and be subject to things like blackmail.
     
  29. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    :laugh:

    Shit hole
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. NilesIrish

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    I got in the car and had CNN on. Hearing “shithole” several times killed me. What a dumb racist piece of shit our president is.
     
  32. Bruce Wayne

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    CNN had "shithole" on the chyron unedited
     
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  33. Doug

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    Couldn't decide if I should go with:

    They respect us now.

    or

    He became president today.
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. Bruce Wayne

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    WH not exactly denying what Trump said
     
  36. Schadenfred

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    Still waiting on you to provide us with a source that states the woman knew her picture was going to be taken while naked, blindfolded, and duct-taped by the Republican Missouri governor...

    Or is taking the picture of someone in such a situation without their consent and then blackmailing still "actually pretty hot" and free from the "moralizing and hypocrisy in our society"?


     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If he didn’t have to worry about all those liberal Democratic votes he wouldn’t have to worry about this.
     
  38. dome foam

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    they literally are not denying that he said it.
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    If the American people can function with Donald Trump as president, I think people can hear and read "shithole" on the news without going to their fainting couches.
     
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  40. Schadenfred

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  41. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Breaking news.
     
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  43. KNOTT

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    Cant deny it. Had people from both sides in the meeting. lol
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    How close are we to Trump dropping an n-bomb or c-bomb?
     
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  45. ono

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    People from America's shit holes are largely responsible for his election, so he should be nicer to them.
     
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  46. Matt Foley

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    Just a little locker room talk. Nothing to see here, move along.
     
  47. KNOTT

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    "Such a nasty women" and "thugs" are that.
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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