Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. lechnerd

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    Yeah but he is so smooth
     
  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    He's dedicated!

    Maybe Merica just meant we have to respect them for the invertebrate that they are?
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Fox news live is the senators passing the buck to the insane House of Reps
     
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  4. Dillingham

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    What the fuck is happening haha.

    With mooch's history, are we sure he's not going in and Kamikaze'ing himself for America?
     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm so happy they moved up Mooch's start date.
     
  6. afb

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  7. indeed

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    Not taking away they are yes votes on the skinny from this presser.
     
  8. Drew Swinney Esq

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    So they're against skinny bill as a policy but want assurance from Ryan that it won't be voted into law so they can vote it into conference.

    r u srs rite now
     
  9. VaxRule

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    McCain :"We can't ram this thing through like the Democrats. We need to have bipartisan support for a healthcare bill. That's why I am voting to move this thing I hate that nobody knows what it is and only Republicans will vote for to conference with the House."
     
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  10. indeed

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    But fuck McCain for saying Dems need to sit down at the table and be bipartisan.
     
  11. Damion

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    this whole thing is fucking stupid

    gop reps were like we dont know what were doing lets pass something and the senate will fix it and now the fucking gop senators are doing the same fucking thing

    just fucking stupid
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Paul Ryan will absolutely wave it through
     
  13. 42yard

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    these fucking dunderheads
     
  14. VaxRule

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    They hate the bill but are voting for it.
     
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  15. indeed

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    Yeah these guys are no's on skinny, unless they get promises from Ryan.
     
  16. Drew Swinney Esq

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  17. Duck2013

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    Pissed off mooch is the best mooch.
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. Menelaus

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    Would love to hit the Manhattan clubs with Mooch and an 8-ball of coke.
     
  20. dome foam

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  21. Drew Swinney Esq

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    One thing we've seen is that policy wonk Paul Ryan can definitely get all the house doucheweasels on the same page.
     
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  22. Jax Teller

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    He's a jail guard.
     
  23. citrodong

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    I'm wondering where the emphasis was placed in the phrase "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock"

    "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock"

    "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock"

    "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock"

    I am hopeful it's the last one.
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    He reads posts that Sessions just wants to lock up blacks/browns and he thinks that we are complimenting Sessions.
     
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  25. ohhaithur

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    A third of the country is going to support this.

    Just remember that when someone complains about talking down to republicans
     
  26. Redav

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    He sells like someone from Wolf of Wall Street
     
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  27. Jax Teller

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    A lot of prison guards are contractors too and not city/state employees so they will definitely get fucked.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's basically Zoolander and somehow got a govt job
     
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  29. indeed

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    They will never get all the nut bag groups and mods in each chamber on the same page. Nothing passes unless Ryan outright lies to the Senate, and he would do that.
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Didn't Graham destroy the Skinny Repeal recently?

    Like 2 hours ago?
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    i like the joke about trump people being willing to eat poo if there is a chance that a liberal would have to smell their breath
     
  32. UncleJesse

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    That was months ago in Trump time.
     
  33. indeed

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    Pretty amazing Putin and Russia kicked our Ass without a shot fired. They must be watching all of this and rolling on the floor. Our govt is a debacle and in chaos and is imploding, exactly what they wanted.
     
  34. UncleJesse

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    Best one I heard was " You would let Donald Trump burn your house down if it meant the liberal next door would have to choke on the smoke for 15 minutes."
     
  35. UCFkc123

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    This McCain, graham press conference feels like they are straight up celebrating their incompetence. If I were a. GOPer I'd be furious watching these goobers hamming it up up there. But since I'm not, I just kinda hope that the house fucks them red wedding style and just votes for it
     
  36. indeed

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  37. Teflon Queen

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    Mooch is sensational but he'll never take Bannon's crown as my favorite member of Trump's squad
     
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  38. Jax Teller

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    He's bad in everything.
     
  39. blotter

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    McCain currently grandstanding and tough talking

     
  40. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: awesome

    kushner could be that one asshole elf from the hobbit also
     
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  41. 42yard

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    Kinda starting to wonder if all this incompetence re: Senate/House procedures is really just a bait and switch to ram this through and them point fingers at each other whenever everyone explodes at them for passing a bill everyone hates
     
  42. UncleJesse

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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    It is.

     
  44. UncleJesse

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  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. blotter

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    one week ago



     
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  47. afb

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    Mooch seems like if we took The Departed and interjected it into The West Wing
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    Don't you guys start by working in the jails?