Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. dump

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    would go well with your other teams
     
    #3501 dump, Apr 4, 2017
  2. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    I'll take Napoli any day over Moreland. No question there.
     
    #3502 Stagger Lee, Apr 4, 2017
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  3. * J Y *

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    Good lord you've been like a water moccasin lately dump quit it.

    But yea basically our men's athletics have never been at a lower point. And its killing me.
     
    #3503 * J Y *, Apr 4, 2017
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  4. dump

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    Gallo just homered FYI
     
    #3504 dump, Apr 4, 2017
  5. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    still sucks
     
    #3505 Stagger Lee, Apr 4, 2017
  6. Pokes

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    man that was pissed on
     
    #3506 Pokes, Apr 4, 2017
  7. bRamonceTaylor

    bRamonceTaylor Well-Known Member
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    Who are some good Rangers news/game update twitter follows not named Anthony Andro? Have Adam Morris and just added Jared Sandler.
     
    #3507 bRamonceTaylor, Apr 4, 2017
  8. BayouMafia

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    This broadcast team could grow on me
     
    #3508 BayouMafia, Apr 4, 2017
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  9. texasraider

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    I like them a lot.
     
    #3509 texasraider, Apr 4, 2017
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  10. Pokes

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    Yeah thank god busby is gone
     
    #3510 Pokes, Apr 4, 2017
  11. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Also struck out to end the game
     
    #3511 dallasdawg, Apr 4, 2017
  12. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    I'm still drunk from the night before. This is not working
     
    #3512 El_Pato, Apr 5, 2017
  13. * J Y *

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    Don't stop drinking until we are mathematically knocked out of the playoffs. Then go to rehab and in rehab realize our rotation is weak and our pen cant service a good club's needs. Then repeat.
     
    #3513 * J Y *, Apr 5, 2017
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  14. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    We suck :(
     
    #3514 fsugrad99, Apr 5, 2017
  15. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Dyson :out:
     
    #3515 football501, Apr 5, 2017
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  16. BMR

    BMR Well-Known Member
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    Jesus fucking Christ
     
    #3516 BMR, Apr 5, 2017
  17. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    He's seen better days
     
    #3517 phunkybuck, Apr 5, 2017
  18. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    What the fuck is up with dyson
     
    #3518 dallasdawg, Apr 5, 2017
  19. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Over used last year

    On the plus side, so much free time this summer for activities
     
    #3519 fsugrad99, Apr 5, 2017
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  20. * J Y *

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    Guys my mental health. It's deteriorating.

    Beltre halp.
     
    #3520 * J Y *, Apr 6, 2017
  21. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    At least mazara is good
     
    #3521 dallasdawg, Apr 6, 2017
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  22. * J Y *

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    Mizura halp
     
    #3522 * J Y *, Apr 6, 2017
  23. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    He was a complete white knuckle ride last year. I don't know why they thought he'd get it together this year.

    This team will be lucky to win 75 games.
     
    #3523 Fuzzy Zoeller, Apr 6, 2017
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  24. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    On the plus side we'll be able to re-stock the farm.

    Maybe we'll be good in time for the new stadium.

    :(
     
    #3524 fsugrad99, Apr 6, 2017
  25. BayouMafia

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    Our pitching, woof
     
    #3525 BayouMafia, Apr 7, 2017
  26. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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    Great work out of Claudio tonight.
     
    #3526 SC, Apr 7, 2017
  27. Pokes

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    But Maz though
     
    #3527 Pokes, Apr 8, 2017
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  28. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Gotta love the chicken littles calling for a sell off after 3 games.
     
    #3528 Soup, Apr 8, 2017
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  29. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Not like we had to open up against the AL champs or anything
     
    #3529 El_Pato, Apr 8, 2017
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  30. El_Pato

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    Sometimes owning a bar is tough
     
    #3530 El_Pato, Apr 8, 2017
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  31. BayouMafia

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    would it be an asshole move to put the no-hit jinx on Graveman since he's a TMB'ers brother?
     
    #3531 BayouMafia, Apr 8, 2017
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  32. dump

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    Rammer Jammer
     
    #3532 dump, Apr 8, 2017
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  33. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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    Oh you dick lol
     
    #3533 Rammer Jammer, Apr 8, 2017
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  34. BayouMafia

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    his stuff was nasty tonight, especially his sinker. Not sure if you were able to watch and if so which feed, but our announcers were quite impressed
     
    #3534 BayouMafia, Apr 8, 2017
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  35. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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    Watched on MLB at bat but didn't listen do to being in a case
     
    #3535 Rammer Jammer, Apr 9, 2017
  36. texasraider

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    Dyson needs to be put down
     
    #3536 texasraider, Apr 12, 2017
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  37. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Haha we lost that game? Are you shitting me?
     
    #3537 dallasdawg, Apr 12, 2017
  38. texasraider

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    I had no idea until I woke up and saw the thirty texts from friends last night bitching about him
     
    #3538 texasraider, Apr 12, 2017
  39. dump

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    I just laughed as the updates rolled on in
     
    #3539 dump, Apr 12, 2017
  40. dump

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    it was kind of like that Biden gif of him laughing with his head down
     
    #3540 dump, Apr 12, 2017
  41. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    The two announcers are growing on me.

    And Mazara is going to be fun to watch as a ranger for a long time
     
    #3541 captbunch, Apr 13, 2017
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  42. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    mazara is legit and i'm getting a jersey and i'm going to suck his wait what
     
    #3542 dallasdawg, Apr 13, 2017
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  43. Pokes

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    [​IMG]
     
    #3543 Pokes, Apr 19, 2017
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  44. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Can we demote an entire bullpen at the same time?
     
    #3544 Zebbie, Apr 19, 2017
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  45. Pokes

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    Choo is fucking terrible
     
    #3545 Pokes, Apr 25, 2017
  46. BayouMafia

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    This season is just awesome
    [​IMG]
     
    #3546 BayouMafia, May 2, 2017
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  47. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Whatever

    Just tell me what prospects we get at the deadline
     
    #3547 fsugrad99, May 2, 2017
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  48. bRamonceTaylor

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    This is gonna be a bad summer to live in Houston.

    Every summer is a bad summer to live in Houston :killme:
     
    #3548 bRamonceTaylor, May 2, 2017
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  49. texasraider

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    I'm only rooting for our players to start playing better so that their trade value is higher
     
    #3549 texasraider, May 2, 2017
  50. * J Y *

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    What a pathetic excuse for a bullpen. FUCK.
     
    #3550 * J Y *, May 2, 2017
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