The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. daddy fat sacks

    daddy fat sacks shoulda bought an ounce but you copped a dub
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    +1
     
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  2. daddy fat sacks

    daddy fat sacks shoulda bought an ounce but you copped a dub
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    Hi
     
  3. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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  4. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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  5. Tony Ray Bans

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    That means this week is a binge. Dude might already be dead
     
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  6. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    starting the holiday weekend off in detox though...if he makes it. Such a declaration makes the night before like a Purge level of trying to stay alive
     
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  7. Houndster

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    Why not wait until after the holiday weekend? C'mon Johnny.
     
  8. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I guess you could say this weekend he's making a declaration of independence lmao lol
     
  9. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Nailed it
     
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  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Imagine posting your "just arrived for vacation!" pic and getting 24k likes :shocked: Guy's notifications must be out of control
     
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  11. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Pic is up to 57.3k likes now. I imagine he has notifications turned off. Just a guess.
     
  12. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Bet he keeps the notifications on for DMs though :gfa:
     
  13. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    My man.

    I wish I could hang out with him over the next 48 hours. He is going to have an epic next 2 days in preparation for "sobriety".

    [​IMG]
     
  14. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    #hiDad

    :roll:
     
  15. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    He just doesn't give a fuck. lol

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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "FUCK" is like :peekaboo:
     
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  17. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    :cerealkiller:
     
  18. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    "man, I'm about to be so focused on sobriety. *cough* Gonna work my ass off. widdly scuds"
     
  19. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    He's dumb as fuck. Who stops doing drugs on a Friday
     
  20. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    needs to shave that nasty ass beard
     
  21. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    My prediction: friday turns into Monday, Monday turns into the start of training camp, the start of training camp turns into once he gets signed to a team

    Alternative prediction: he Len Biases himself this evening surrounded by instagram hoes and friends who won't attend his funeral because the money is gone
     
  22. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    So never?
     
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  23. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    If he ever gets completely clean without a major overdose/arrest, it will absolutely shock me
     
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  24. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    I just can't envision a circumstance in which any NFL team signs him.
     
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  25. CTownND

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    Man, I still remember when he got photographed with a rolled $20 and it seemed scandalous.

    Dude got off the rails real quick.
     
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  26. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    My old roommate (aggie and true believer) dismissed that as "so the guy rolled a dollar bill up? That doesnt prove anything. People fold and roll money for no reason all the time. The cowboys will always regret not taking him." woof
     
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  27. Jax Teller

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    Would that not violate bond restrictions?

    I've never been out on bail so I have no idea if they put restrictions like that on you.
     
  28. Jax Teller

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    So how many failed drug tests did A&M cover up? This didn't just start.
     
  29. Petito

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    says he's going cold turkey on friday and making his comeback to the league :rolleyes:
     
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  30. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Just look at his coach. His drinking problem is the worst kept secret in the SEC outside of Ole Miss paying players
     
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  31. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    IT'S LIT!!!

     
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  32. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Honestly I think he has had a slow progression of mischief. In HS he got arrested for shoplifting at Wal-mart and was in trouble a few times for teenager stuff. His first year at A&M, Sherman was in town and he ran a pretty tight ship. RS-Freshman year there was a lot of alcohol related stuff but he was already walking on eggshells because he was arrested in June before that season started for disorderly conduct. All his petty stuff was just that until the Heisman after his RS-Freshman year. The Heisman was the beginning of the end for him and he was only at A&M for 1 more year after that. There were some small drug references on social media during that off-season but again he was walking on eggshells before the season started because of the whole autograph situation. Him getting in trouble right before each season began likely tempered things during the seasons themselves.

    College Station is much more of an alcohol town than a drug town. Don't get me wrong you can find drugs and we do have players get suspended for smoking pot but its just not the in thing there for most kids. Everything revolves around alcohol (and our precious jars). Fast forward to after his sophomore season he got a shit ton of money from his NFL contract and is traveling all over the world to many exotic locales where drugs are more "in" and available.


    <disengage Manziel white knight>
     
  33. DuffandMuff

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    Just when I thought college station couldn't get any worse, I find out it's not a drug town?! Might as well go to school in Provo.
     
  34. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Any town that considers Cleveland exotic has to be a boring town.
     
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  35. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    360p smh
     
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  36. toddzo

    toddzo 8====D~~~~
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    If you don't like Johnny you're kind of a faggot
     
  37. BudKilmer

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    Yeah imagine thinking an entitled burnout is a total loser.
     
  38. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Means a lot coming from an A&M fan who has likely jizzed in a jar
     
  39. toddzo

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    2 for 2 so far
     
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  40. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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  41. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Aggies and Miles fan? Either a troll or complete faggot.
     
  42. kslim

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    Color me a faggot then.
     
  43. toddzo

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    Lots of fags ITT
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Yes, to football games. It's common across the world

    Hth
     
  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    An Aggies and Noles fan... Is that the worst combination possible? I think it might be.
     
  46. kslim

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    It is 100% the worst ive heard. Just under that would be a cowboys/lakers/yankees fan
     
  47. bigred77

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    wrong
    an aggie + baylor fan is literally the worst human on the earth
     
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  48. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Duke & Ohio State is worse IMO, right dukebuckeye ? You fgt.
     
  49. kslim

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    I mean as an adult does it not seem weird to do this?
     
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