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  1. CF3234

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    Bold prediction, girl in polka dot one-piece and headband is going to be a SJW pain in the ass
     
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  2. Truman

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    Fuck Scot Pollard and goddam gramps is ripped.
     
  3. jmuparrothead

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    Signed up for Amazon prime a couple weeks before Christmas and discovered it had most back seasons of survivor. Since Second Chance ended, my wife and I have watched Borneo, Fans vs. Favorites, Heroes vs. Villains, Cook Islands, and China. Been a good month.
     
  4. TheoB

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    How many episodes until Caleb "falls in love" with someone and creeps everyone out like on BB

    Also lol Scot Pollard "NBA champion" for all those 15 total minutes he played in 2008
     
  5. UncleItchyBalls

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    bup

    just a day away
     
  6. Truman

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    Bump just hours away. Hope Pollard's bitch ass gets voted off Day 1
     
  7. southlick

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    Shit's about to get real once Beast Mode Cowboy enters

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  8. NP13

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    big fan of her :dk:
     
  9. Boyd Crowder

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    The bug in that chick's ear is the most terrifying thing that has happened in this show's history.
     
  10. Emmy Rossum

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    I thought the worm was going to be larvae that a bug layed in her ear
     
  11. Truman

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    That big titty brunette looks so much like an ex GF it freaked me out and thought it was her. I think she's on the beauty tribe, even though shes not that hot on the Survival scale.

    This season looks like the elements are going to be miserable. That gay monk looking dude is hilarious. I usually hate the tree hugger types, but he cracks me up.
     
  12. UncleItchyBalls

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    Does anyone think that brawn made the right decision? Can't believe they didn't vote that skinny white bitch out
     
  13. Emmy Rossum

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    Not only did he lose the mask but he didn't know how to paddle either
     
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  14. rv12

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    I was okay with them voting him out. He was miserable at the challenge and doesn't seem like he really adds much to the tribe.
     
  15. NP13

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    is she like some crossfit chick or something? why is she on that tribe?
     
  16. fish

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    She's the oddball on brawn, Asian gadener is the oddball on beauty, who's the oddball on brains? The annoying older lady?
     
  17. b7

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    Ice cream dude.
     
  18. NP13

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    ah, thanks
     
  19. zachary

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    Is he an oddball for them though?
     
  20. b7

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    Compared to all other occupations i would think
     
  21. Arrec Bardwin

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    It's definitely annoying Debbie, Ice cream dude seems pretty sharp.
     
  22. jmuparrothead

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    I get that losing the mask was bad, but that's kind of a fluke thing, isn't it? Seems like he'd still be the obvious choice to keep for challenges going forward.
     
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  23. zachary

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    There's no way that blondie is or will be a better competitor than that guy was
     
  24. Truman

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    Died when Obama said "My only question was if she has 30 cats, or 40 cats. The answer is probably 40." :roll:

    Also - gat damn @ the tatted dude's sunburns. Woof.
     
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  25. Truman

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    Did we just witness a top 5 worst move in Survivor history? WTF was Jenny thinking?
     
  26. UncleItchyBalls

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    Definitely one of the biggest melt downs ever. The all girls alliance wouldn't have been a bad move. She just fucked up every single moment after suggesting it.

    Alecia calling an ember an embryo was another great moment.

    Tai is also amazing. Hope he sticks around for a long time.
     
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  27. UncleItchyBalls

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    Brawn is the new brains
     
  28. rv12

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    that was so stupid.
     
  29. zachary

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    that was beyond awful wow. i've never seen a collapse that bad before
     
  30. fish

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    For as close as Scott and tatted sunburn dude appear to be, they aren't on the same page when it comes to voting.
     
  31. UncleItchyBalls

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    FUCK

    I wanted Obama out there
     
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  32. Emmy Rossum

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    Not sure the reasoning by not voting his smug ass out of there
     
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  33. Codename Duchess

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    God I love it when people get cocky in this game and get blindsided.

    When did Beastmode Cowboy actually turn into a decent person?
     
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  34. Truman

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    To help with challenges.
     
  35. 3NolesFan3

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    By now you all have figured out I didn't make it on this season. It's a shame too. I would have been perfect for this season.
     
  36. Truman

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    You obviously dont fit into any of the 3 tribes :warn:
     
  37. 3NolesFan3

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    Sheeeeeiiiiittt. I might be the first person that would fit perfectly in to all three tribes.

    I'm smart enough for brains
    I'm strong enough for brawn
    I'm pretty enough for beauty

    And gosh darn it, people like me.
     
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  38. petey23

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    It is amazing that a guy so narcissistic, so arrogant, so egotistical, and so unperceptive could look so much like the Prez.
     
  39. Truman

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    Staaaahp. I have no desire to see a political slap fight in a sacred places such as The Survivor thread.
     
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  40. CF3234

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    I like the Super Idol idea much better than the tyler perry idol
     
  41. CF3234

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    Got bored and looked up spoilers on who the Med Evac is next week. In the process found 3NolesFan3 on another forum

    I'm going to say this, you all will listen.

    You are not fucking Reddit you stupid pieces of shit. If there is any doubt in any of your fucking minds that Caleb is not the medevac, I want you to go to your nearest pharmacy, purchase a Wilson's Double Barrelled Shot Rifle, aim it up into your mouth and towards your cranium, load the gun, cock it, and pull the trigger, so that the retarded substance God decided to call your brain is destroyed and unfixable, so that God forbid a future generation of inbred fuckwits like yourself doesn't have (using the same retarded function your own brain uses) the gall to put it back into society.

    Caleb is the fucking medevac from this episode. Shut the fuck up. Do not fucking talk about it anymore. You can clearly see the IV going into his arm. You can clearly fucking see his motherfucking tattoo on his motherfucking arm you stupid cocksuckers. Three people go down. The medevac is a white young man. Cydney is afro-negro while Debbie is clearly a fucking older man. You can blatantly see Caleb being pulled off in a press photo. Tai-die is clearly fucking crying for Caleb.

    What's that?
    "BLEET BLEET BLEET TAI LOVE ALL LIVING CREATURE FWEEEEE HE COULD BE CRYING ABOUT ANYONE MAYBE NICK LEEP LEEP FWEE ME ME PEE!!!!!"

    FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING TWO Y CHROMOSOMED WASTE OF SPACE ON SOCIETY TAI IS FUCKING CRYING OVER CALEB YOU SOCIAL MONGOLOID

    I swear to fuck Reddit is still discussing this shit as if it is not blatantly obvious that Caleb is the medevac.

    SINCE CLEARLY MOST OF YOU ARE TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO FIGURE THIS OUT, YOU PROBABLY ARE TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO READ, SO I SUMMARIZE: CALEB IS THE FUCKING MEDEVAC AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN SUCH A HORRIFIC WAY THAT NOTHING REMAINS BUT SPILLED BLOOD AND MINISCULE PARTICLES THAT NOBODY WILL EVER NOTICE AGAIN EVER YOU FUCKING IDOIT
     
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  42. 3NolesFan3

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    That guy makes me look like Mr. Rogers
     
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  43. Emmy Rossum

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    I'd like to see the response after finding out it's not Caleb unless there's more to come
     
  44. Emmy Rossum

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    Welp, spoke too soon
     
  45. NP13

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    dropping like flies
     
  46. UncleItchyBalls

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    This is fucking crazy
     
  47. southlick

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    Beast mode cowboy left it all out there on the beach
     
  48. inurfason

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    Well, at least the beauty tribe got some salt and pepper.

    Good trade off
     
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  49. zachary

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    i hate the brawn tribe and hope they all fail
     
  50. Codename Duchess

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    Damn that sucks for Caleb. Shocked I feel bad after how much I hated him on BB.

    Pollard and the bounty hunter are terrible people.
     
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