Official Horse Racing Thread

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  1. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Congrats to American Pharoah on all the top tier horse pussy he is about to get.
     
  3. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    Jesus, monster whored themselves out for that one
     
  4. killerwvu

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  5. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Bob Baffert is the balls.
     
  6. Truman

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    That's gonna be some expensive semen
     
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  7. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Awesome, I wish it was anyone but Baffert; however, that was a perfect race by a great horse. Beautiful sport.
     
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  8. rainey

    rainey Good Ebening

    #AHORSESPROGRAM
     
  9. Fidelio

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    As clean as it gets
     
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  10. FriendsofJtyler

    FriendsofJtyler I strenuously object
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    @edsbs: Reporter: "American Pharaoh, describe your feelings right now."
    AP: [d o y o u h a v e a s u g a r c u b e f o r m e]
     
  11. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Race 11
    #HorseJockeyWinPlaceShow
    5American PharoahEspinoza V$3.50$2.80$2.50
    6FrostedRosario J-$3.50$2.90
    7Keen IceDesormeaux K J--$4.60
    1Mubtaahij (IRE)Ortiz, Jr. I---
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    Winning Trainer: Bob Baffert – Owner: Zayat Stables, LLC
    $2 Pick-6 (1,2,11/6/9/9/7/5) Paid $908.00 (5OF6)
    $2 Pick-6 (1,2,11/6/9/9/7/5) Paid $129,318.00 (6OF6)
    $2 Exacta (5-6) Paid $13.60
    $0.50 Trifecta (5-6-7) Paid $27.37
    $0.10 Superfecta (5-6-7-1) Paid $28.50
    $2 Double (7/5) Paid $71.50
    $2 Pick-3 (9/7/5) Paid $503.00 (3OF3)
    $0.50 Pick-4 (9/9/7/5) Paid $1,148.75 (4OF4)
     
  12. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    Get the fucking PR off my back
     
  13. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    Lol at that interview with the manger. What is he like 18?
     
  14. bertwing

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    like 22. He's a senior at NYU. His dad is the owner at Zayat
     
  15. TDCD

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    Looked like johnny manziel
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    that horse is gonna be getting so much ass.
     
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  17. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    :sixflagsguy::sixflagsguy::sixflagsguy::sixflagsguy::sixflagsguy::sixflagsguy::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::dennard::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah:

    Thanks for the guidance!
     
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  18. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  19. teel

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    @KFCBarstool: American Pharaoh going to live a better life than any human on this planet. Just carrots and oats and chick horses for the rest of his days
     
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  20. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  21. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    Guys this horse will engage in a lot of coitus.
     
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  22. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Horse is going to be shooting out shocks net worth when ejaculating
     
  23. TDCD

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    Samarrand so jealous of all the horse ass coming AP's way.
     
  24. Tony Perkis

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    Who is bae in the black dress?
     
  25. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    Too much enthusiasm
     
  26. Tony Perkis

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    THIS IS ALL FOR YOU
     
  27. bertwing

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    that was FriarJuggs
     
  28. Tony Perkis

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  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Friar juggs :cmonson:
     
  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Southlick'd
     
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  31. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Everyone give props to mtsucalico85 for sticking with Keen Ice. I'm up $1200 today now and combined, we handicapped the shit out of this triple crown. Feel like a dumb ass for jumping off on Pharoah after his withdrawl from the juvenile last year, but we hit the super on the derby and the belmont. On to next year! Super excited for Shared Belief vs. American Pharoah at the BCC.
     
  32. TDCD

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    Sorry guys
     
  33. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Materiality finishes last, lost that disagreement.
     
  34. illinasty

    illinasty Well-Known Member

    won my exacta because I listen to everything Eddie O says about horses
     
  35. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Here's horse racing, this close to 30k-50k assuming the key bets were huge.

    [​IMG]
     
  36. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    go for the grand slam please
     
  37. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    How much did this bet cost on $2?
     
  38. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    $36

    Didn't pay a ton, I bet my ones on the last page and hit the super and did a $5 tri with 5/6,8,/1,3,7 that was $580 something ... $2 super was a couple hundred.
     
  39. Daddy Rabbit

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    I some how fucked it up and it only cost me $24. I keyed the 7 with the rest. I don't know how I fucked it up. :facepalm: me.
     
  40. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Those were what I hit on including mt's bets from this morning.
     
  41. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    i'm impressed by the time considering many weren't sure how good he was
     
  42. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  43. CUZ28

    CUZ28 Well-Known Member

    This horse fucks

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  44. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Well, the Haskell is up next month, Pacific Mile should have Shared Belief back. Stay interested past the triple crown, this is such an awesome sport to follow, you get to see the best of their generation go up against the best of the next generation. Breeders Cup is in Lexington this year, should see a lot of familiar names if you stay on top of it.
     
  45. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    Drilled.
     
  46. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    I will say this, depending on how AP finishes out the year, he could be up there on the Mount Rushmour of horses. Really impressive, that's coming from a hater so to speak, but Frosted is a first class colt, he got dusted today. As much as I hate his connections, that's a fucking hell of a horse.
     
  47. Bankz

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    love AP so so so much... I really felt strong he was going to pull this off.

    He dominated the 2nd and 3rd legs... And he had a battle in the Derby.

    Great horse.
     
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  48. Bankz

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    :smug:

    Seriously... enjoy all those bitches you shall be fucking dude...
     
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  49. RoyalShocker

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    That is an understandable bit of hyperbole after a four decade drought, but horse racing's Mount Rushmore (I hate that by the way) is probably more stacked than any other sport. Let's say you want to find a spot on there for him... I'll fill the first two spots with Secretariat and Man O'War... So, you have precisely 100 years to sift through without finding two horses with a more impressive resume.

    Great accomplishment, great horse. But there are legends littered throughout the history of the sport.
     
  50. Emma

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    You never see a horse take an early lead and stay in the lead for the entire race at Belmont.

    AP loves to run. Wet, muddy, dry, windy - it doesn't matter to him.

    He had a near perfect race. And gosh damn was Secretariat something else. AP would've got handled today.