SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. ths

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    how out of breath is this guy
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    OMG IT IS STARTING

    SWARBRICK IS SWEATING BULLETS
     
  3. IrishLAX2

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    Swarbrick is out of breath

    Awkward
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    "what did we know and when did we know it"

    haha yes
     
  5. AIOLICOCK

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    That episode literally just ended on TBS :warn:
     
  6. IT

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    lol this is gonna be great
     
  7. ckl26

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    ND's AD sounds out of breathe lol
     
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  8. RonBurgundy

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    Better add most sensational sports related dead girlfriend hoax to his list of awards this season
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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    ahhahahahhahahahahha "student privacy," holds press conference
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Pictures?
     
  11. IrishLAX2

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    Right to tell...He's gay
     
  12. Jake Barnes

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    Swarbrick? More like shitting bricks, amirite?
     
  13. BTH

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  14. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    IVESTIGATION
     
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  15. Redav

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    Why is he breathing so heavily?
     
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  16. dallasdawg

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    wait manti is doing this pc too?
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    "notre dame responds to disclose that manti teo's girlfriend did not exist"

    :laugh: great headline
     
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  18. TDCD

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    lol at the top of the page... "Notre Dame 2012: The Undefeated Season"
     
  19. Gata_hata

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    or is this pretend time again?
     
  20. GeneralPaton

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    Yeah, I flipped to TBS at 7:30 too
     
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  21. OHW

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    They're going balls deep into this.
     
  22. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    No turning back now, you done fucked up Jack!
     
  23. BTH

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    inb4 /b/ blamed.
     
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  24. NWestGator

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    Would be funnier if that wasn't a troll account
     
  25. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I'm guessing that's what he's implying here, but how would that explain his actions? I get the fake GF part from that standpoint, but how is the "I'm say my fake GF died just after I found out my grandmother died and do all kinds of media stories about it" part explainable by simply him being gay and wanting to hide it?
     
  26. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    They're going down with the Mormon ship

    :roll:
     
  27. ths

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    this is such fucking bullshit
     
  28. fsutony

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    sophisticated hoax. haha Manti is the perfect mark because hes fucking retarded.
     
  29. IrishLAX2

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    NOW HALF OFF!
     
  30. Arkadin

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    just get to the questions part
     
  31. IT

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    the perfect mark? lol
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    Kid didn't even get to soak it.
     
  33. BMR

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    He's such a victim
     
  34. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    :facepalm: Talking about this guy like he's a fucking 5 year old kid.
     
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  35. ths

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    poor manti he is such a nice guy he lied to everyone about having a real girlfriend
     
  36. 20/20/20/20

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    Maurice Jones-Drew to Jack Swarbrick:

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  37. Handcuffed

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    ND coming out strong in defense of Te'o

    That's a brave move to tie yourself to that ship right now
     
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  38. DrTomOsbourne

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    This guy is a terrible, terrible liar.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    That mothaFUCKA IS GAY
     
  40. Sportfan

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    so Te'O never attempted to visit her grave for months after she died?
     
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  41. Arkadin

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    it amazes me how people just stand up there and lie like a motherfucker when everyone knows theyre fucking lying
     
  42. Lorne Malvo

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    If we find out with 100% certainty that Te'o knew (imo he did), ND is currently putting themselves in quite a hole.
     
  43. BMR

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  44. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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    This is unreal.

    Skype?
    He said he met the bitch

    I mean come on this just screams awful
     
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  45. Gaknight

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    Looks like he brought his shovel to the PC
     
  46. GeneralPaton

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    Holy fuck I wish I could have seen his face during this "phone call"
     
  47. TDCD

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    says manti found out dec 26 when the girl called using the "gf's number"
     
  48. LuPoor

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    aligning themselves with a future hero of the gay rights movement imo
     
  49. Deuce

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    So the "prankster" just owned up out of the blue.

    How dumb does Notre Dame think the general public is?
     
  50. buckwild

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    Gene Smiff wouldn't even believe this bullshit
     
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