SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Jim Brockmire

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    Mormons.
     
    #1051 Jim Brockmire, Jan 16, 2013
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  2. fsutony

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    would have been a better story if tebow came out the closet.
     
    #1052 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
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  3. Arkadin

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    "That emotion you saw when I spoke about her was real. Those were my real feelings coming out. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be gay in a major sport? I lived every day with that. The jokes in the locker room, I couldn't even be myself. I'm a real person too behind those pads and that helmet"

    Yeah, just go ahead and fucking kill me now
     
    #1053 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  4. Deuce

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    If this "theory" is true it would have to be that he is gay.
     
    #1054 Deuce, Jan 16, 2013
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  5. southlick

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    #1055 southlick, Jan 16, 2013
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  6. Jake Barnes

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    Luckily he won't have to worry about that kind of thing now.
     
    #1056 Jake Barnes, Jan 16, 2013
  7. 941Gator

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    someboddddddddyyyy's never read the bible
     
    #1057 941Gator, Jan 16, 2013
  8. Arkadin

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    I bet that nfl "theory" is bill polian sitting somewhere in an office calling him a faggot
     
    #1058 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  9. Babou

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    Is this on TV or online?

    :ohdear:
     
    #1059 Babou, Jan 16, 2013
  10. BTH

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    Just when Oregon thought they were FINALLY important to the college football world... BAAAM MANTI'D.
     
    #1060 BTH, Jan 16, 2013
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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    i must be missing something, because i don't see how you make the jump from "this guy is an enormous attention whore" to "he's gay"
     
    #1061 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  12. IrishLAX2

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    Kinda weird that it was his son that recruited him to ND
     
    #1062 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  13. fsutony

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    espnews
     
    #1063 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    It's 8:00

    :ohshit:
     
    #1064 Bruce Wayne, Jan 16, 2013
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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    nah, i prefer this. more funny jokes, less stupid analysis about how chip kelly doesn't know how to run blast and power
     
    #1065 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  16. Doug

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    #1066 Doug, Jan 16, 2013
  17. Jake Barnes

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    It might just mean that Chip Kelly seized the title of Trollking from Jim Harbaugh.
     
    #1067 Jake Barnes, Jan 16, 2013
  18. Irush

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    because usually the two are synonymous
     
    #1068 Irush, Jan 16, 2013
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  19. Sportfan

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    the gay thing would be great so mormons and other religious fanatics at ND would have to come to grips that they worshiped a dude who takes it up the ass
     
    #1069 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
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  20. NWestGator

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    Always thought Te'o was a little light in the loafers
     
    #1070 NWestGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  21. ckl26

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    anyone have a link to the ND presser on ESPN :angrycorn:News???
     
    #1071 ckl26, Jan 16, 2013
  22. Fudd

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    #1072 Fudd, Jan 16, 2013
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Manti Tay-Owww
     
    #1073 Bruce Wayne, Jan 16, 2013
  24. fsutony

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    yep if gay i called that shit a long time ago.
     
    #1074 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  25. Arkadin

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    at least black dudes arent his thing. you could tell by the way he ran away from all those alabama war nogs
     
    #1075 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  26. LuPoor

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    More like Manti Gay'O amirite guys? Thanks, be sure to tip your wait staff
     
    #1076 LuPoor, Jan 16, 2013
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  27. OHW

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    What time is the presser?
     
    #1077 OHW, Jan 16, 2013
  28. Joe Withabee

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    "mike freeman ‏@realfreemancbs
    Theory about why Manti did what he did has reached NFL team circles and if true absolutely explains his actions.

    mike freeman ‏@realfreemancbs
    If this theory is true, Manti would end up being one of the most important stories in history."

    Him being gay and having to hide it at a Catholic school, and possibly becoming the first known gay player to get drafted seems like the most likely thing he could be talking about.
     
    #1078 Joe Withabee, Jan 16, 2013
  29. GeneralPaton

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    Agree
     
    #1079 GeneralPaton, Jan 16, 2013
  30. TDCD

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    pc start yet? i got the link on und.com but its still not showing anything
     
    #1080 TDCD, Jan 16, 2013
  31. Gee Dub

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    Doesn't sound like Golic will be on Mike and Mike in the morning. Cowherd if filling in. Convenient.
     
    #1081 Gee Dub, Jan 16, 2013
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  32. ths

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    where is this fucking press conference dude

    i could have been getting a blizzard from dairy queen right now but nooo i told my roommate that i had to stick around for this super important and hilarious press conference

    what the FUCK
     
    #1082 ths, Jan 16, 2013
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  34. fsutony

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    not on yet but they said any time now
     
    #1084 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  35. Celemo

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    Manti's girlfriend: fake
    Eddie Lacy: real as fuck
     
    #1085 Celemo, Jan 16, 2013
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  36. titsorgtfo

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    Finally caught up!! Many Likes were given out
     
    #1086 titsorgtfo, Jan 16, 2013
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    maybe. it's just as plausible that manti teo was really the loch ness monster the whole time
     
    #1087 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  38. fsutony

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    no way hes gonna admit hes gay this press conference is gonna be ND just admitting that it was a hoax and Teo didnt know anything.Just gonna watch for the awkwardness
     
    #1088 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  39. AIOLICOCK

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    This is like Broken Glass...Broken Ass?
     
    #1089 AIOLICOCK, Jan 16, 2013
  40. Arkadin

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    what if michael vick were manti teo
     
    #1090 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  41. IrishLAX2

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    I could see him being gay :twocents:
     
    #1091 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  42. tne

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    the next Eduardo Corrochio iyam
     
    #1092 tne, Jan 16, 2013
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  43. Dr. Jan Itor

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    "I gots Manti T'eo skillz like smoke from a hookah/You a pretend MC like Lannay Kekua." -- crossed out, just now, in Eminem's notebook
     
    #1093 Dr. Jan Itor, Jan 16, 2013
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  44. Peace

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    #1094 Peace, Jan 16, 2013
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  45. TDCD

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    PC IS STARTING
     
    #1095 TDCD, Jan 16, 2013
  46. southlick

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    #1096 southlick, Jan 16, 2013
  47. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    HERE WE GO
     
    #1097 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  48. fsutony

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    ITS ON
     
    #1098 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  49. ths

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    HERE WE GO
     
    #1099 ths, Jan 16, 2013
  50. HoosDaMan

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    Guys, clearly he suffers side effects from concussions that cause him to hallucinate
     
    #1100 HoosDaMan, Jan 16, 2013
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