SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    Driving a girl to suicide? lol

    Soon-to-be millionaire athlete being bullied for making up a girlfriend? Please everyone, we must come together :'(
     
    #1001 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
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  2. fucktx

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  3. dallasdawg

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    looks like espnnews will have the news conference
     
    #1003 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
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  4. BMR

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    Good idea. Let's keep lying and hide behind Catholicism.

    Brilliant!
     
    #1004 BMR, Jan 16, 2013
  5. fsutony

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    Live Coverage of the news conference on ESPNEWS at 7:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
    #1005 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1006 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  8. EdmondDantes

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    whats this about
     
    #1008 EdmondDantes, Jan 16, 2013
  9. fucktx

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    #1009 fucktx, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1010 southlick, Jan 16, 2013
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  11. Arkadin

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    some player raped a chick, university covered it up, she killed herself
     
    #1011 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    #1012 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
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  13. ElectricDreamMachine

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    This should get Manti on the cover of Poof.
     
    #1013 ElectricDreamMachine, Jan 16, 2013
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  14. Legend3

    Legend3 he fixes the cable?

    wes anderson gets a like
     
    #1014 Legend3, Jan 16, 2013
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    I love that Clowny is talking shit.
     
    #1015 OHW, Jan 16, 2013
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  16. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    fify
     
    #1016 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  17. Tyler

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    @JadeveonClowny is my new favorite follow. Fantastic. Every bit as good as @notjaycutler
     
    #1017 Tyler, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1018 buckwild, Jan 16, 2013
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    Clowny for Heisman
     
    #1019 swiz, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1020 BigDan245, Jan 16, 2013
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Figuratively wiping a girl from existence instead of literally doing so.
     
    #1021 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
  22. tne

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    the biggest winner after all of this has to be Clowney

    dude is legitimately funny on twitter
     
    #1022 tne, Jan 16, 2013
  23. Arkadin

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    she killed herself because she consensually went to 2nd base?
     
    #1023 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
  24. ckl26

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    anyone have a working ESPN News link?
     
    #1024 ckl26, Jan 16, 2013
  25. Arkadin

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    #1025 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
  26. Sportfan

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    ahhh fuck that's not actually Clowney? Guess the spelling should have tipped me off.
     
    #1026 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
  27. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    She said it wasn't consensual

    But yea, nothing more than a titty grab
     
    #1027 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1028 Lorne Malvo, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1029 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
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  30. Redav

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    I wish ESPN would burn for this but they won't.
     
    #1030 Redav, Jan 16, 2013
  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Manti's jam:

     
    #1031 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 16, 2013
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    Must kop
     
    #1032 Bruce Wayne, Jan 16, 2013
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  33. Arkadin

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    he invented a girlfriend to stop the world from ending

    dont you see it
     
    #1033 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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    #1034 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    #1035 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 16, 2013
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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    2010-2011: Te'o and Kekua are friends. "She was gifted in music, multi-lingual, had dreams grounded in reality and the talent to catch up to them" (South Bend Tribune). "They started out as just friends," Te'o's father, Brian, told the Tribune in October 2012. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there."
     
    #1036 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
  37. Jake Barnes

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    So he's going to come out of the closet, I assume.

    Even more perfect for a Catholic school.
     
    #1037 Jake Barnes, Jan 16, 2013
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    I think I just got to the bottom of this.

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    #1038 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
  39. Arkadin

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    the dude is gay and he sucks at football and is apparently batshit insane

    how the fuck is that "one of the most important stories in history"
     
    #1039 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  40. Rise

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    Also it was like her third attempt to off herself
     
    #1040 Rise, Jan 16, 2013
  41. dallasdawg

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    #1041 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
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  42. duc15

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    #1042 duc15, Jan 16, 2013
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  43. AIOLICOCK

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    Teo comes out the closet, and suddenly he becomes heroic, and all is forgotten :twocents:
     
    #1043 AIOLICOCK, Jan 16, 2013
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  44. Jake Barnes

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    When was the last time there was one day with two stories this big?
     
    #1044 Jake Barnes, Jan 16, 2013
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    #1045 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
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  46. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Regardless, this all makes sense.

    ND chicks claim rape and kill themselves if you try to round 1st. Why not look for a fake girlfriend from the internet?
     
    #1046 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  47. jwpearl

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    That guy I'm sure is referring to him probably being gay. First openly gay football player would be historic
     
    #1047 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
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  48. Moxin24

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    Jesus Christ, he's going to come out and be lauded as a hero instead of a lying bitch.
     
    #1048 Moxin24, Jan 16, 2013
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  49. Murtaugh

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    he chugs dick and didn't want his teammates to make fun of him?
     
    #1049 Murtaugh, Jan 16, 2013
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  50. LuPoor

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    here comes the gay player stuff
     
    #1050 LuPoor, Jan 16, 2013
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