I'm serious, I'd be naming that motherfucker Stan and we'd be chillin' for as long as I could keep him in the house.
Got a bat in my apartment last year and had to do that. I either killed or stunned it with a pillow and then threw it off my balcony with a towel. I much rather would've had an owl.
Had the same thing happen to me actually. Different kind of owl, but the fucker wouldn't leave because he would just keep flying as high as possible. After about of an hour of trying to make it leave, I just turned the lights off and left the room. The owl eventually flew out the open window.
The one I had to grab(because my friend is a pussy) hissed loud as shit. It was behind a huge TV mounted pretty high on the wall in some shelves. I just knew that bastard was gonna bite me. Grabbed him, ran towards the door and slung it, glove and all.
They want us to catch him with a towel and put him on a branch outside. Hopefully animal control isn't trolling me right now
Poor lil feller probably just pulled a little Kiko on you. Just leave a window open and he'll find his way out.
Orrr... (now, hear me out...) You could do nothing but take a bunch more pictures and post them. Yea? right?
After some Juggsian type research, if an owl is in your yard it's considered a sign of death. That thing is in his house. RIP NWGator
Act like a bird and just start running around screaming, see if it follow you out the front door. And record this happening
Q: I'd like to keep the aforementioned Owl around, what can I do to encourage it to stay? Can I feed it? A: The best way to encourage your Owl to stick around is to build it a house! We have an Owl artificial nest resource page to help you with this. I recommend trying to feed them.
As much as I'm enjoying the owl saga, I'm a little curious about how the individual that has a coyote in his home is faring right now.