The Taylor Swift IS Hot Thread 2.0

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  1. dblplay1212

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    Yea dude sucks. Does he post here? Our misogynistic poster posted it. Direct your questions to him.
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    Bssic bitch is to women is the same as hypebeast is to men. Hth.
     
  3. NCHusker

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    I have no idea what a hype beast is
     
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  4. TC

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    It's like when women call our games sportsball
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    It's a male basic bitch. A male that hops on every hyped thing. Some women camp out for a Stanley cup. Some men camp out for a box logo hoodie. It's the same thing.
     
  6. Snakes

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    I will say I caught a lot of shit from alpha male dipshits at work and other places when they found out I took my wife to see Taylor Swift. Like just stupid jokes but it is baffling how a lot of dudes hate Taylor. I assume a lot of that is based in patriarchy and hating any powerful woman.
     
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  7. zeberdee

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    plus she endorsed Joe Biden.
     
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  8. Snakes

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    yes i think that's a part of it. but these same guys can look past male musicians that have put themselves out there politically for left causes. But if a woman does it it's different.
     
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  9. The Blackfish

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    I married a white woman so is it still sexist if I say they’re the worst
     
  10. SugarShaun

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  11. MORBO!

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    Basic bitch checking in. I love me a bougie coffee shop and have a Stanley water bottle ffs.
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    The most basic of bitches
     
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  13. seanofthedead86

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    I love a good pumpkin spice latte on a crisp fall afternoon while paroozing the aisles at Target.
     
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    Did you just say paroozing? Like for perusing?

    Basic bitch spelling checks out.
     
  15. seanofthedead86

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  16. Chumbolone

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    As the official board misogynist I think Taylor Swift is comically overrated as an “artist”, a bit socially performative/fake, and I enjoy mocking her and her fans for hyping up a bologna and cheese sandwich w extra mayo.

    That said I think all the new country music artists a lot of you like/start threads about, dudes with two first names, the emergence of hipster Appalachia culture vultures yodeling over an acoustic guitar, etc. to be equally as cringe, embarrassing, worthy of rebuke.

    I don’t know what that makes me, aside from someone with excellent taste, but if I’m a misogynist bc I think TS writing middle school bad poetry is funny, that’s the cross I’ll bear.

    Here’s something good for your speakers…
     
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  17. dblplay1212

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  18. Chumbolone

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    Your cardiologist at your last checkup.
     
  19. dblplay1212

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    Reminder to all that this dweeb used to post his own dick and pictures of naked women without their permission for likes on this board. Him thinking a popular woman is overrated is the least surprising thing I'll read today.
     
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  20. El_Pato

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    Mexican OT :roll:
     
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  21. Chumbolone

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    Reminder, I have a much bigger dick than DBL who hasn’t seen his in the last ~15 years.

    DBL also referred to black people/athletes as “nogs” on this board for like a decade, but he posts a lot of performative dim takes on here now, so we don’t talk about it.
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    Grown man resorting to fat joke is an instant W for me.

    I said some really dumb shit a decade ago. I grew up and became a better person. You should try it.
     
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  23. Chumbolone

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    A few things, Paula Deen…

    -When you start claiming W’s, I know you’re bothered. Insults will continue until you either lose weight or ignore them.

    -I’m glad you’re a better person now. Have you tried being a slimmer person? Or do you want to swim with a shirt on forever and attend your daughter’s wedding in an urn?

    -Imagine having someone crack the same joke on you repeatedly, having the power to take that joke away forever, but you choose not to. Zingers remain undefeated, huh DBXXXL?

     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    Imagine thinking I give a damn about what you think. :laugh:

    You're the type insecure guy that would let something a stranger on the internet says affect their life. That's not me.
     
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  26. Chumbolone

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    I don’t have to imagine, I can read your posts. I own assets in your head.

    Staying fat to prove how secure you are.

    [​IMG]
     
  27. SugarShaun

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    Jesus Christ shut the fuck up
     
  28. Chumbolone

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    I largely blame you tbh. You all patronize his dim sea lioning and performative growth instead of just telling him the truth; he sucks.
     
  29. Irush

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    Damn and here I was ready to admit Fortnight is the first Taylor Swift song I’ve ever heard that didn’t make me do this

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  30. dblplay1212

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    You severely overrate yourself.
     
  31. Jake Barnes

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    Probably the best thing for her to do after she finishes Eras is a nice long “let’s make a family” break with Kelce because I think Chumbolone is part of a growing sect that’s experiencing Swift fatigue. Nine albums (I’m including the rereleases) in five years and a tour of that magnitude plus the NFL exposure is a lot. Wouldn’t be the worst thing for her to decompress and turn off the public persona for a while.
     
  32. dump

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    That might be the plan since TTPD is most likely a closure album

    especially for new albums. She still might release Rep TV and Debut TV before the tour is over.
     
  33. ohhaithur

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    her hardcore fans can't get enough though

    I just hate that I can't criticize the album without being lumped in with shitheads like that. there's no room for reasonable discourse
     
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  34. Chumbolone

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    You were so shook at the idea NCHusker labeled you a misogynist you felt compelled to address it and point out “the board misogynist” was the one who shared it yadda yadda yadda.

    So I’ll break it down for you because you are not an intuitive or intelligent person.

    1) This proves you really care what ppl think and say about you despite your claims to the contrary.

    2) This proves you’re too stupid to recognize the parallels/comparisons NCHusker was drawing were kind of weak/meritless as it relates to a flippant tik tok. It wasn’t misogynistic. It didn’t even necessitate or warrant a response, let alone a defense. But you, bc you’re a very dumb person and do actually care very much what certain posters say and think about you, were compelled to respond, defend, and deflect.

    HTH
     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    Narrator: It didn't.
     
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  36. Chumbolone

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    She’s a pop queen. Some of her songs slap. I thought lyrically she wrote beyond her years when she was younger, but man some of this latest stuff was just really bad writing that you don’t expect from a 30 something artist who’s been doing it really well for a long time. It’s tumblr bad.
     
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  37. Chumbolone

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    Skill issue.
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

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    I skim a lot of his posts tbh, yours too when there’s many paragraphs
     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    I don’t really disagree, certainly in terms of the lyrical content. I feel like she has an exceptional gift for musical lyricism and finding ways to adapt it to various genres, but TTPD was absolutely a step backwards in regards to the subjects she was singing about.

    Folklore/Evermore/Midnights all featured more interesting concepts and topics and she strayed back to the kind of melodramatic heartbreak stuff I thought she had moved past.
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    Ehh she should do what she wants to do and not base it off weirdo men that hate women. If she wants to do an album and her fans want an album, she should do that. If she wants a break, that's cool too. Non-fans being mad at her exposure shouldn't be a factor. They don't matter.
     
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  41. Jake Barnes

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    100%, she isn’t responsible for answering to anybody but herself.

    Just the hypothetical advice I would give in a vacuum. It sets up well if Kelce retires after this season.
     
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  42. Snakes

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    I didn’t like tortured poets at first listen but it’s definitely growing on me. Has some real bangers. Still think Folklore/evermore will always be her peak for me.
     
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  43. Snakes

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    I want her and Travis to have kids because it would be really funny if Taylor swift had a kid go dominate the NFL in 25 years.
     
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  44. Chumbolone

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    That’s another thing… feels like she thinks her fan base excepts a song that spills the tea on whichever celeb she dated recently. Also gives off a “all my ex’s are crazy” vibe, which is typically red flag behavior in the dating world.
     
  45. Simon Templar

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    I haven’t heard a song from the album. What’s the one to listen to?
     
  46. devine

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  47. Simon Templar

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    I’ll listen while I play later
     
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  48. seanofthedead86

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    She needs to disappear for a couple years and do some drugs. Manufacture some different content.
     
  49. lunchbox

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    Boring album; she’s in her 30s, songs about breakups and relationships at this stage on and on
    Nothing really catchy imo from this album.
     
  50. steamengine

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    Please name names of these country artists people start threads about
     
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