I’ve done some atrocious shit in my life. My little brother taking licks for something I did when we were sub-10 is the thing I regret most
Obviously I have a lot of shitshow stories from jr high and high school - but nothing compares to how ridiculous our woodshop class was. The teacher was an unstable individual and this was the class immediately following sex ed so everyone thought it was hilarious to exclusively ask him sex ed questions. People would just throw shit either at him or across the room randomly anytime he looked away. I'm pretty sure there were like 4-5 people removed from the class each day - I'm not sure if I remember anyone ever completing a woodshop related task during an entire semester.
A few highlights: 1. Our AP biology class was heavily centered around us evaluating this pond on campus - someone (I actually still don't know who as no one claimed credit) put an alligator in it and it took over 2 months to figure out the removal - which is insane for a South Louisiana high school but alas. We basically had no curriculum for like 8 weeks. 2. I've mentioned this before on the board but one of my fiends was regularly hooking up with one of my teachers and she knew that I knew - so I pretty much had to do no work of any kind. 3. Our AP calculus teacher quit like 2 days into the semester and they couldn't find a replacement so they tried to implement a computer based "go at your own pace system". I think around half the class finished it within a week or two and we had to do nothing for a year. 4. My buddy convinced me to do Sr. Play - "man, I don't think you realize how cush of a gig this is, we can literally not go to class for like 2 months and just go play golf every day." Had a keg on ice in my truck at all times - I thankfully did not have a prominent role. Honestly the post Sr. Play after was probably better than the prom after.
I was really good in hs school when it came to making good grades, etc but I was a fucking terror to teachers. Myself and a former TMB poster were the absolute worst when fucking with teachers. Nothing overtly mean or like cussing them out but like just doing little things to mess with them. We made our Spanish teacher straight up quit her job. Somehow as some sort of complete fuck up the class had all of us in it. Like all my friends were in it and it had all the kids that fucked with teachers in it so we were constantly trying to one up each other. She didn’t even make it halfway through the semester and straight up quit one day because of us. Our history teacher/coach always played movies. Said former poster stole his remote and told me about it. So coach was always pissed he had to walk over and pause the movie and whatnot to talk about stuff so I told him it was his in the ceiling. He spent the entire class moving a chair around with a yard stick lifting up and checking every single damn ceiling tile.
How old are you now and how do you feel about treating the employees of your school this way at this point in your life?
Never really fucked with teachers or anyone at school. Best to stay below the radar and have my parents think I was well behaved. We were pretty ruthless on our own time. If someone was being a douche my friends and I would sneak out and mess with people's cars or houses. If we heard that someone's family was going be out of town it was game on. Few examples 1. My friend had to clean up dog shit from the back yard and saved it up in a huge 40 gallon trash can. We dumped it in someone's pool when they were gone for a week. 2. A guy didn't like was out of town in the summer and left his truck on the street in front of the house. We printed off a bunch of pictures of dicks and used a coat hanger to get into his vehicle and plastered the windows with them then locked the truck again. A day later someone covered it with a tarp. I went back and took the tarp lol 3. We had a scavenger hunt for random things we could take and leave at someone's house. Got an old banner from grocery store where one friend worked, a bunch of pumpkins, a lot of street cones, a couple of shopping carts, realtor signs, etc
For some ungodly reason I was told I had to head the graduation committee so I got to pick everyone else on it which was just a murderer's row of complete degenerates - we just threw day parties every day and would say we had to go pick up something or some other nonsensical excuse.
40. Eh it wasn’t as bad as what it seems. When I say she quit it wasn’t like she said fuck it and just quit cause we were turning off the lights. She called out a kid in class and asked if he had an erection and made him stand up with a boner. She was also not all there and would come in with like her lipstick all messed up on her face and stuff. Shouldn’t have been teaching. She didn’t get fired but just stopped showing up one day. The coach thing was pretty great because he was funny and fucked with us as well. I mean he lived 2 houses down from me so it’s not like I didn’t know him and he was a football coach and I played so it was just to mess with him.
We just drank a lot of shitty beer and played video games and stuff don’t really understand all of the vandalism
It would take some serious restraint for me to not try and squeeze in there with my keys accidentally hanging out if my pocket up against that car
I didn't even drink beer but I did also get accused of vandalizing the anime club's message board by posting shitloads of tentacle hentai. They didn't have any evidence though. (I was the one who did it)
Right. When I said we fucked with teachers it was like pranks and jokes and stuff. No one every cussed them out or got into altercations with them. One time in math class I snuck into to supply closet and stayed until the next class then once she started the lecture I just opened the door and walked out of the class without saying anything and everyone laughed their ass off.
I was in charge of helping set up the rooms we used for quizbowl tournaments and one time it was in my english classroom and i managed to steal all the answers for all the quizzes for the scarlet letter so i didn't have to read it
I think I’ve mentioned it before but when I started high school our building was still open roofed. It was shaped like an 8 and the 2 courtyards didn’t have roofs so when it rained or snowed you had to go to your locker or next class it was raining/snowing inside. They roofed it the summer between my sophomore and junior year but it was like that since even my parents went there. Had to have been meant for somewhere like California or something and not Arkansas.
Absolutely now. I see videos online of kids just going off on teachers and punching them and stuff. Add in the very real threat of school shootings and yeah they should make a ton more than what they do.
Had a high school teacher who was hard at hearing. He had hearing aids and they were always flakey. Sometimes he’d forget them at home, other times he wouldn’t turn them on, or he’d turn them on and the sensitivity waaaaaaay up and so even the slightest of noises would make him yell at us to quiet down. I put a wireless doorbell in the drop ceiling by the front door of the classroom and we would ring it at random times. I’m in tears just thinking about the look on his face sometimes. He was sooo confused. Me and our friends used to fuck with another friends dad all the time, but that’s because he was always fucking with us. I’d stop by his house every morning and open a can of wet cat food and put it under his truck seat. One time he was out of town for a week or two and it smelled like a dead body. 10+ cans of food in there. Lol
Not HS, but college. A group of us paid a guy $25 to snort a line of crushed red peppers. By his reaction, it appeared to hurt a lot.
these fuckin kids who live like 5 blocks away are bumping music so loud that I can feel it through my couch
I walked in the direction of the sound just to figure out wtf was happening. I thought it was one of the schools around here doing some kind of event to practice for the rose festival parade these fuckers had speakers the size of a washing machine just blasting out of their garage
This was just on my IG feed. Our apps are spying on us https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqOtaJIvzvJ/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
I’m done with Uber eats. I rarely order food because every time there’s an issue, but sometimes laziness prevails. Tonight the guy called and said he’s at the gate. I tell him to follow someone in because by the time I get up there it will have already opened. That was in the order notes. A few minutes later it says my order is delivered. It’s not there. I call him back and he blocked my number. I got a refund but now the place is closed. Fuck it, deleted the app completely. There are plenty of delivery services out there.
This is probably my favorite character that made only a couple appearances in any TV show. Golden Richards was a beautiful man.
This was recommended in my YT feed. Havent watched yet. Always funny to see others get the same stuff. idk why that is amusing to me.
I often think about what current, mostly if not universally accepted practices will make us look like ignorant idiots to future generations. Like how we look at phrenology or blood letting or pretty much any pre germ theory medicine.