Official Ukraine Thread: Putin On The Fritz

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  1. Redav

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    That's Wladimir not Vitali. :comicbookguy:
     
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  2. Taffy

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    Came to post this. Surely not that hard to tell them apart?
     
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  3. cutig

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    You basically described qanon
     
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  4. Beachy Toast

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  5. HotMic

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    OHIO LOL
     
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  6. pez

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  7. Lyrtch

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    How much time you got lady
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Florida can be their new Sochi
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Putin destroyed the lives of millions of Ukrainians on a whim. They shouldn't concede a single breath of air to that tyrant.
     
  10. bertwing

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    Florida, Tennessee, Kentucky and Texas

    next question
     
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  11. Jean-Ralphio

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    No regions thanks we are tiny to begin with.
     
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  12. Duck2013

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    Keep trying to polish that turd vlad.
     
  13. Illinihockey

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    florida
     
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  14. Duck2013

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  15. One Knight

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    Look i'm not saying the state doesn't deserve it, but give me a few days for me and the dogs to get to Montana before you hand Vlad the keys

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  16. $P1

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    He who controls the wardrobe controls the world
     
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  17. Imurhuckleberry

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    Nice pun.
     
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  18. Mosby

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    Don't eat or drink anything at the meeting if it happens Zelensky
     
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  19. AptosDuck

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    Don't breathe or touch anything either
     
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  20. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Actually maybe just attend by Zoom. Audio only.
     
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  21. Fran Tarkenton

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    seems clear any negotiations on Russia's behalf is about buying them time to reset the tables, restock their inventory, etc and do this all over again (assuming their prior stated goal of regime change in Ukraine does not happen via the other means theyve attempted)
     
  22. pperc

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    probably should turn off audio. wouldn't want them to play some frequency that explodes your brain.
     
  23. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  24. angus

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    The reason they need for this...

     
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  25. The Law II

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    My answer is still Ohio
     
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  26. Prospector

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  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    I'm wiling to sacrific ohio if arkansas, alabama and mississippi are coming too
     
  28. Illinihockey

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    literal whataboutism
     
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  29. 40wwttamgib

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    who could have possibly seen that coming
     
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  30. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Probably set to attack as soon as Zelenskyy backs away from the table…
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    That's high on his list of priorities right now
     
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  32. HuskerInMiami

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    Don't wear underwear either.
     
  33. The Banks

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    DeSantis is already limiting human rights in Florida so not much will change.
     
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  34. The Law II

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    Man. What can you say about those states that hasn’t already been said about the Russian economy.

    “who would wanna live there?”
    “What a terrible situation for the citizens”
    “I mean it’s indirectly their fault. They share some culpability “
    “Its terrible”
    “No way to recover”
    “Yikes”
     
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  35. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  36. IV

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    50 years < 1000 years
     
  37. angus

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  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  39. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  40. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    the Republican Party is predictably maintaining its posture of being overwhelmingly focused on Trans issues. Meanwhile, WWIII would be the ultimate disaster and the Republican Party is worried about critical race theory and trans issues which seems to be a mismatch. Hope that helps.
     
  41. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    He's not dumb. They don't have any real strength (although of course they could up the ante with chemical or nukes) and any time he spends would delay the Russians (or at least show good faith to other actors).
     
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  42. Prospector

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    Russians Kicked Up Radioactive Dust Driving Through Chernobyl's Red Forest
    By Bill Galluccio

    March 28, 2022

    the highly contaminated "Red Forest" without adequate protection against the radiation.

    Two workers told Reuters that the troops drove their tanks and armored vehicles through the area, kicking up clouds of radioactive dust in their wake.

    "A big convoy of military vehicles drove along a road right behind our facility, and this road goes past the Red Forest," said one of the workers.

    "The convoy kicked up a big column of dust. Many radiation safety sensors showed exceeded levels," he added.

    One of the workers called the soldiers "suicidal" because they likely inhaled the dust, which could irradiate them from the inside out.

    Russian troops took over the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster in the early days of their invasion of Ukraine. They have controlled the site and the neighboring town of Slavutych. During the occupation, the workers have continued to monitor the remains of the nuclear reactor.

    On Sunday (March 27), Russian forces left Slavutych, the city's mayor announced in a video post.

    "They completed the work they had set out to do," Yuri Fomichev said, according to Reuters. "They surveyed the town, today they finished doing it and left the town. There aren't any in the town right now."
     
  43. joe-

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    this guy sucks
     
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  44. RonBurgundy

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    Nebraska so I can stop watching Husker men’s athletics teams embarrass themselves in everything.
     
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  45. Irush

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    I’d let Putin have Massachusetts so fuckin fast if I was empowered to do so
     
  46. joe-

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  47. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    lmbo twist the knife
     
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  48. Prospector

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    Gens to Putin, we are following Ali's use of Rope a Dope