Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Same people that got butthurt about removing confederate statues claiming “if we get rid of history it’s bound to repeat itself”. Fucking ghouls.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  3. BellottiBold

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    So they claim to be objecting to the curse words and nudity...
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    I had to read Maus for a History of the Holocaust class I took in college and it was the only assigned reading that I couldn't put down because it was so good.

    This is a indefensible.
     
  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    fixed
     
  6. OZ2

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    This is fucking sad. A few people I’m really good friends with on this site read this because of what it meant and stood for. It’s literally educational to the highest order.

    Probably more enjoyable for many to read since it’s a graphic novel. Fuckkk this
     
  7. BellottiBold

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    tomorrow is holocaust remembrance day btw smfh
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    Nick Lutsko is so awesome.

    my kindergartner loves to listen to Boat Parade
     
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  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    My wife grew up with him. I actually just got done hanging out with a guy visiting Denver who helps him with his videos
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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    That’s really awesome

    one day after watching one of his videos my older kid said “daddy I bet you’d like to drink beer with him.”

    damn straight
     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  12. Brocktoon

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    So what's his legal exposure in all this? It seems to support the idea that he did not know she was underage at the time but does that even matter in the court of law?

    Crazy how far things have gone that a sitting congressmen has been exposed for paying sex on multiple occasions, including a girl that was underaged at the time and there's no pressure for him to resign.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    ignorance is no defense of the law. “Oops I didn’t know” doesn’t stand up in court imo iyam.
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    But in the Republican party...
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Dabbling in pedophilia to catch the deep state
     
  16. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Why am I just now finding out about this?
     
  17. Truman

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    the original

     
  18. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    I just saw that, I absolutely lost it at Dan Bongino under the stairs :roll:
     
  19. Gaknight

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    I went to a wedding in Athens, Tennessee. The only restaurants they had were a Cracker Barrel and an Applebee’s. I don’t think many redeemable people are coming out of that county to begin with.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Real TMB type crossover on the latest Knowledge Fight pod. It’s largely a recorded deposition for Alex Jones et al with the lawyer for the Sandy Hook parents completely tearing him apart.

    It’s on Knowledge Fight because one of the hosts actually worked as a consultant on the case during the deposition. It’s incredible.
     
  21. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i won't sit here and listen to you disparage the great Cracker Barrel

    their chicken and dumplings slap as well as their country fried steak
     
  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  23. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    what is the point of lying about something so easily refutable
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I was actually not that disappointed last time I went (probably three years ago), but it's still filled with the worst patrons.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    The food isn't great, but it's way better than the clientele
     
  26. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I might be done internetting today. Not gonna too this response.

     
  28. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The Bible’s fine. It’s pro-slavery.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    As president, I'd do the same.
     
  31. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Damn. Emma could have had a job in the White House.
     
  32. IanBoyd

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    fucking magnets badgers how do they work
     
  33. Jc6

    Jc6 Space for Rent
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  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Thank you for sharing that nick lutsko bongino song whoever did that. It’s a jam
     
  35. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    The Republican pearl clutching is kind of hilarious considering how boring and uneventful Biden's presidency has been compared to our last one
     
  36. Phil Connors

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    What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
     
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  37. ned's head

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  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Nuke this country please
     
  39. BudKilmer

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  40. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    More sex in Disney movies? What the fuck did I miss?
     
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  41. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    This was my question. Also, my fetish.

    *kink-shaming shield engaged*
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    died at this reply

    Jesse is impossibly stupid
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  44. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    *locker room talk*
     
  45. BellottiBold

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    It's a reference to the weird (old white dude) being upset that the modern Disney flicks aren't centered around a traditional hetero normative love story
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    Who is he talking to if people are saying that? Telling on himself.
     
  47. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Alternative:

    Keep it open but unstaffed. After a lot of them are there, lock them in. Then let them starve to death.
     
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  48. BlazingRebel

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    Fuck you Karrin