I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. zeberdee

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    considering what we know, the range of circumstances here could be anywhere from "guy trolls on internet" to "guy poisons younger family friend he lusted after".

    one is a big nothing, one is a huge deal, but there's no way anyone can feel confident enough about any outcome to act on it.
     
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  2. Evil Homer

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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    That’s easy to say when you’ve only got like six of them.
     
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  4. dump

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    I can comfortably sleep at night knowing that he did not fucking poison her you overreactive weirdos
     
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    god it’s so perfectly sterling
     
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  6. Tobias

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    ugh fiancé died mondays amirite
     
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    Look closer
     
  8. Aaron Hernandez

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    Ugh...hold on, im putting a PowerPoint together to walk you through the theory again. Not sure you’ve retained it.
     
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  9. zeberdee

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    just for the record, I don't believe he did that in the slightest, just trying to emphasize how little is actually known.
     
  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    It was a boy and a girl in both instances. Very remotely similar.
     
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    Contacting her family is going to confuse the fuck out of them and make Sterling A more likely to harm himself and/or others.

    I’d say the best route is reaching out to him through PM or Facebook. I would only contact her family as a last resort or if he starts threatening folks.
     
  12. Redav

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    Oh ok!
     
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  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’ve got her address and am already driving to Fort (Urban) Myers do you guys want me to turn around? Anyone living off 77 South want me to bring you some Skyline? I also have a trunk full of cargo shorts to barter for lodging with along the way.
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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    I have more likes than you, pal!
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    The West Virgina turnpike will only accept cargo shorts as its toll, so way to think ahead!
     
  17. CF3234

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    If someone called me saying there is a guy claiming to be my daughters fiancé, I’m going to make that person show me where he found that. Im reading this thread a thousand times. No chance her family has this bomb dropped on them and doesn’t ask questions.
     
  18. Truman

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    Sadly I think this will be a hot take but here it goes -

    We're beyond the shock and surprise of this bananas story. We've all had our fun w the jokes, but it's clear that the schedenfraude / dog piling for jokes / likes is more important to some than the actual faux concern for the girl. What could be more entertaining, than including her family in all this, right?!?! What Sterling did is super creepy, weird and really troubling. As far as we can tell, all of this is contained to TMB, right?

    If Im wrong here, I apologize, but from what I knew of Sterling as a poster - he just posted a lot of tweets, didnt really seem him butt heads w anyone. Not a bigot, or a racist, or a shitty poster / person outside of what seems to be a really fucking weird made up story to get some attention from internet strangers. Ive read a few articles recently about how people like him get radicalized in to the far right bullshit. They're lonely, feel ostracized from society (in this case his own doing in our little society) He's clearly a sad dude. Times like these are when the incels getting radicalized online, instead of spending the time online here - he goes to other places that slowly turn you into a psycho (or more than what you already are) Maybe that applies to Sterling, maybe it doesnt. Perhaps a little bit of kindness here could go a long way.

    I know we started as a group that took pride in being a bunch of assholes to each other. But we've been pretty great to each other at times too. Maybe in the grad scheme of things showing a little mercy is better in the long run than treating this like a true crime podcasts solely for our own enjoyment. It's not that he deserves any of that from us, or that his actions here are excusable, but it's not the end of the world to gives those things to him. Probably too late for that, but something Ive been thinking about when reading this thread the past day or so.

    Thanks,
    Wayne
     
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  19. Pelican

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    We definitely need to contact the family – in the midst of all the terrible shit that's been going on with their loved one – to tell them that some guy on the internet may have exaggerated (or totally fabricated) a relationship with said loved one. I know that's what I would want to hear if I were in a situation like that.
     
  20. Evil Homer

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    He literally said that the people surrounding the area around a football stadium were "less than desirable"

    They're low income and black
     
  21. Truman

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    That's shitty and disgusting.
     
  22. Evil Homer

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    He told on himself A LOT

    I am all for sympathy for him bc this is clearly sad but we don't need to create some image of him that's not true
     
  23. LuPoor

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    Was he a virulent white nationalist? No
    Was he a standard Republican, complete with the baked in bigotry that entails? Almost definitely
     
  24. dump

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    was he a Republican or just your standard run of the mill caucasian male?
     
  25. Truman

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    As I said in the post - I apologize if that was all wrong. I didnt frequent florida threads much, or the Republican Thread. Just from what I knew of him as a poster was a dude that posted a lot of tweets better than Jack Parkman did.

    I edited the post accordingly
     
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  26. LuPoor

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    Statistically, your standard run of the mill caucasian male is a Republican. So yes.
     
  27. Truman

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    BTW - political dump still amuses me. It's funny when he regurgitates idioms he hears/sees in situations he thinks is appropriate. Most of the time they're not, but every once and a while he sticks one. lol
     
  28. Evil Homer

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    Oh and then when he got called out he basically fussed that people were "focusing on the wrong parts"

    I bet if she ended up with a black guy he'd create a manifesto
     
  29. Tobias

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    there was one day a few weeks ago where he was just throwing out every idiom in the book and none of them applied at all and honestly it was magical to read
     
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  30. LuPoor

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    Dump is on the path to radicalization, he's a lib caterpillar getting ready to blossom into a beautiful Maoist butterfly. What a treat to watch him spread his wings
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    Because like others mentioned I don’t think this is a big deal? I give my honest opinions sometimes they are different than the majority that doesn’t mean I am disingenuous or arguing for the sake of argument. This is a weird lie but right now that’s all it is no matter how much some want to make out of this situation.
     
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  32. BuckeyeRiot

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    Hitting a Walmart closer to Marysville on the way for those.
     
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  33. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m a planner.
     
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    what exactly is pickleball? that's the real question.
     
  35. dump

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    i’m an anarchist

    fuck all humans
     
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    whiffleball tennis/ping pong
     
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  37. LuPoor

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    That sounds more like a nihilist than an anarchist. There's a lot of anarchic political theory that is absolutely based on maximizing human flourishing. Not anarcho-capitalism though, that's based on hatred and loathing of most people.
     
  38. Todd Bonzales

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  39. dump

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    nihilism is my schtick yes because life is generally meaningless

    but I’m interested in this anarcho-capitalism though. Got any reading materials?
     
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  40. Truman

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    The Arby’s menu
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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  42. Evil Homer

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    Hey Nole96SC since you feel so compelled to talk shit about people on your little private board you could just post here

    I'm not proposing we fuck with him and tell her family, in fact I've said not to bc she's been through enough
     
  43. dump

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    [​IMG]
     
  44. Evil Homer

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    He ain't gonna say anything back
     
  45. bertwing

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    Drag his ass lechnerd
     
  46. blind dog

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    Cliffs on feud TIA
     
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  47. bertwing

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    Sterling checked on the board 5 mins ago again :laugh:
     
  48. Evil Homer

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    He brought me up on the FSU board and started mouthing off like I suggested we go to the girls family when I said that it was a horrible idea and dangerous

    Like say what you want but no point in making up shit bc you're an idiot
     
  49. Handcuffed

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    I've followed this thread but haven't posted much. And I haven't looked up anyone's facebook or anything and have no intention of doing so.

    But I think the last few pages of trying to rationalize Sterling A 's postings/this thread is gross. People have no idea if he's sad or lonely or depressed or anything else.

    We do know that he is sociopathic. That doesn't necessarily mean he's dangerous but I personally would want to know if my sister/daughter/mom had some family friend or former roommate who was posing as her fiance on the internet. The posts recently about how he's probably just lonely and isolated read like the neighbors of mass shooters who swore he was just a nice, quiet guy.
     
  50. LuPoor

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    Oh that's horseshit. What do you think leads these guys onto the path into online radicalization? Isolation, being ostracized, lack of a real life social network.