I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. Tobias

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    also this is why it’s insane for him to not just fess up and explain what the hell happened

    it just encourages various wild theories. makes no sense
     
  2. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    If he does show his face again it will be back in the tennis thread with the US Open going on. He’s one of the 5 regulars in our thread
     
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  3. Darko the Snowman

    Darko the Snowman Crushing blow for AU. It's Georgia.
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  4. Redav

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    I just want to know how old she is now
     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    :old:
     
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  6. shaolin5

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    You've been here 7 months longer than I have, Both of us joined in 2009
     
  7. WillySaliba

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    Last year Serena broke our sanctuary, this year, Sterling.
     
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  8. Redav

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    I'm with you. This is pretty bizarre
     
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  9. Wendel Clark

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    I’m going to send him a PM to say I hope he’s doing well. Let’s see if I get a response
     
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  10. Tobias

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    i looked through their site today and there are some nutso ones. i think i wanna become a big dogs shirt guy

    really liked these two

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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    god this shirt will never get old
     
  12. Wendel Clark

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    :roll: so true. Serena absolutely destroyed that thread last year. I got called a racist and people white knighting her.
     
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  13. meadow

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    No chance. This is a unique story. I’ve never even seen it on pornhub.
     
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  14. UncleJesse

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    24
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    There’s a weird tension between having an age appropriate roommate/girlfriend and trying to score e-points by having a young love interest. No idea why he decided to go with the latter, as if she’d be considered busted because she’s actually 28.
     
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  16. w2b

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    you’re telling me you didn’t enjoy resident tennis expert dbl invading your thread?

    :edmond:
     
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  17. WillySaliba

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    Hopefully next year at this time there is a 30 for 30 focused on Sterling.

    Happy ending, nothing sick.
     
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  18. D. Silver

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    He should just come back as FSUno2fan.
     
  19. cutig

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    So uh.. Those private boards posts are pretty fucked up
     
  20. Wendel Clark

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    I sent him a DM saying i hope he’s doing okay. See if he responds
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    The explicit things he chose to lie about are so odd. Not just like the broad strokes, but the details.
     
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  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    So is it 5 or is it six? Damn tennis posters are all a bunch of liars
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Randy Randerson imo
     
  24. Fudd

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    Sterling F (see me after class)
     
  25. Trofie

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    While this was very entertaining today I hope the dude gets the help he needs or figures life out.
     
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  26. racer

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    we’ve all matured and aged to a ripe 24 years old since this time you speak of. Some of us even fell in love and are coming up on 9 months of being engaged as we prepare to propose next month.
     
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  27. Todd Bonzales

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    Wow
     
  28. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    which ones?
     
  29. Fudd

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    I think the most uncomfortable part about this entire situation was him posting in the fucking tennis thread a dozen times as this was all blowing up. Definitely a Jeff Bezos bot.
     
  30. joe-

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  31. BlazingRebel

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    After reading this thread update today received_365590207702667.jpeg
     
  32. Thoros of Beer

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    I'm concerned that he may be around high schoolers if he's an assistant tennis coach, especially after the jailbait shit. I know what high school it is too because we've talked about it, it's right down the street from my parents house. But he could be lying about the coaching too
     
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  33. Wendel Clark

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    Yeah if he responds to me I’m going to tell him, he has 2 options to move on from this:

    Option 1: Come clean about this
    Option 2: if he doesn’t he’ll never be able to post on this board without getting harassed, so he’d have to leave
     
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  34. racer

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    Guys what if Sterling A was actually recently awakened from a coma and truly
    believes this is happening?
     
  35. COVIDiskilingme79

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    The whole Pearl, MS thread was 1000000000x crazier than this. Feuding with "Gutta Bitch", her having the baby, baby dies, she commits suicide, etc.

    I think most people would rather just forget that it all happened here.
     
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  36. Wendel Clark

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    He did post in the tennis thread about being an assistant coach right? I think it may just be another lie. Somewhere in the Naples/Ft Myers area
     
  37. bro

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    option 3: pay me 100 bucks and I'll never mention it again
     
  38. Thoros of Beer

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    Yeah, South Fort Myers
     
  39. cutig

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    The blotter ones
     
  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Michigan for sure. They have “information that could get people fired” as well as who ACTUALLY built the pyramids and what really happened to building seven.
     
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  41. devine

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    This is extortion someone call the internet police
     
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  42. Bruce Bowen

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    I had no idea they were still around but their retro collection is fucking TIGHT
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    Would like for him to just own up, and this community help him through his shit.
     
  44. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Quit being a weirdo
     
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  45. Todd Bonzales

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    I would wear this shirt. It’s stylish and also perfectly describes my personality.
     
  46. SugarShaun

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    Yeah but the way she was dressed, you could tell she wanted it
     
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  47. Todd Bonzales

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    Pretty much all but two or three of my posts in here have been jokes, man...well, now four...sorta.
     
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  48. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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  49. Tobias

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    right now if you buy a shirt that is on clearance the next one is $1

    the king of the grill one i posted is $8 i think

    they’re family and economically friendly
     
  50. ashy larry

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    quick someone check the teachers fucking students thread for clues
     
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