Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Gaknight

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    The uneducated retards can’t afford $2G tickets
     
  2. DuckKin

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    So according to republicans, trump is

    Teddy Rosevelt
    Regan
    Woodrow Wilson
    And Winston Churchill
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, he has Regan alzheimer's and Wilson's racism.
     
  4. steamengine

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    Also Andrew Jackson
     
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  5. lazy bum

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    Also Albert Einstein.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    This is the mother fucker they are caoing for :laugh:

     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BLANK, are you really getting fucking chummy with Trump?
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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  9. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    That's incredible
     
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  10. dome foam

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    a lot of people don’t understand that he was president
     
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  11. kezarmyaj

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    I think they were saying boo-urns
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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    Teddy Roosevelt: was the youngest president ever, loved the outdoors and built national parks, bird sanctuaries, dedicated millions of acres of land to national forests.

    Teddy’s foreign policy:

    "speak softly, and carry a big stick."

    Donald Trump: Oldest President, giving away national land, wants to allow oil companies to drill in national monuments (some created by Teddy).

    Trump foreign policy:

    Tweet and figure shit out later.

    Oh but they’re both from NY so they’re are just alike.
     
  13. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  14. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    he’ll end up fumbling the game away at the goal line and make maga happy because there is no justice in this world
     
  15. prerecordedlive

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    I’ll like it as many times as it gets posted. Fuck it.
     
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    sounds like TMB will have some planned downtime for the rest of eternity
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Bo Scarbrough a junior in college. And there is nothing Fox News does better than turning the politics of college students into a big deal.
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    The plan involves Trump attacking North Korea as part of Soros and Oprah's sinister plot to keep you from buying brain pills from Alex Jones.
     
  19. DuckKin

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    Trump and Oprah are buddies
     
  20. portlandspartan

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    We are 100% going to start a war with NK. this country is such a fraud.
     
  21. zeberdee

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    Trump said in a Larry King interview years ago that if he ever ran for president Oprah would be his running mate.
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    Remember when Tapper went to the mat for Fox News when Obama tried to cut their access? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
     
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  23. afb

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    they are all so dumb
     
  24. indeed

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  25. The Banks

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    Can’t wait for Trump’s take on Kendrick Lamar
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Ivana accused Donald of raping her in retaliation for Ivana suggesting a hair transplant procedure that was painful.
     
  27. AHebrewToo

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    Guess I'm a bama fan now.

    RTR!
     
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  28. JGator1

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    So we basically know why fucks like Lindsay Graham are on Trumps side. They can't wait for war so their defense contractor buddies/donors can get paid. To his smallest credit Trump acted non-interventionist during the campaign when Graham was anti-Trump.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Read JY’s in the CG thread and you have it
     
  30. portlandspartan

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    Can someone save me a google and explain where the Oprah for president is coming from? Anything legit or just weird wishful thinking that progressives need a celeb to battle Trump?
     
  31. beerme

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    Politically motivated Golden globes speech
     
  32. BellottiBold

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    Fucking loser doesn't even pretend to be there for the contest.
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    Mcdonalds closes early in that part of town
     
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  34. DuckKin

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    I thought only the Republicans elected Hollywood people?
     
  35. soulfly

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  36. Mister Me Too

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    So he flew all the way to Atlanta so he could fake sing a song he didn't know and left at halftime?

    Waste of money
     
  38. Gregor

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    Headed home in time to catch a She's the Sheriff episode on Nick at Nite
     
  39. three stacks

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    lmfao
     
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  40. Killy Me Please

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  41. bro

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    :roll: replies are insane

    Edit: :old:
     
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  42. prerecordedlive

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    Old Christian conservatives really fucking hate black men.
     
  43. Killy Me Please

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    "I hate to say it...but them N..."
     
  44. Frank Martin

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    In the future only celebrities can win the presidency.

    she probably would easily win.
     
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