Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Teflon Queen

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    It wasn’t my cup of tea, but hey at least Hitler offered up a solution
     
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  2. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    My rival town has a very small group of kids that like to egg houses and throw toilet paper in trees. Our mayor goes over to their town every few weeks and yells about how shitty all the people in their town are since there are a few that egg houses and throw toilet paper in trees.

    Lately, more and more houses in my own town have been getting egged and having toilet paper thrown in our trees. I guess our mayor just needs to be more abrasive to our rival town and maybe get more involved over there. At least he's trying something though!
     
  3. Illinihockey

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    http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/12/buildabomber.html

    A paper (PDF) released this summer by two sociologists, Diego Gambetta and Steffen Hertog, adds empirical evidence to this observation. The pair looked at more than 400 radical Islamic terrorists from more than 30 nations in the Middle East and Africa born mostly between the 1950s and 1970s. Earlier studies had shown that terrorists tend to be wealthier and better-educated than their countrymen, but Gambetta and Hertog found that engineers, in particular, were three to four times more likely to become violent terrorists than their peers in finance, medicine or the sciences. The next most radicalizing graduate degree, in a distant second, was Islamic Studies.

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    Terrorist organizations seem to have recognized this proclivity—in Abdulmutallab, obviously, but also among engineers in general. A 2005 report from British intelligence noted that Islamic extremists were frequenting college campuses, looking for "inquisitive" students who might be susceptible to their message. In particular, the report noted, they targeted engineers.
     
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  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Gotta break a few eggs to make a superior race.
     
  5. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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  6. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    You really walked into that one.
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Wouldn’t the asshole want this so he can be more of a martyr?
     
  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    john mccain is an idiot
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    :roll:
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    please call it that. PLEASE
     
  12. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Might I suggest a playful twist to the Kut Kut Kut Act?
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    this dome performance is in the first line of his induction to our idiot posters hall of fame

    it started with like six in sequence straw men he created to yell at
     
  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Uh no. There are a lot of good people in Texas, but their legislature is fucking looney toons and not even close to the makeup of people who lean liberal/conservative.
     
  15. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  16. Mister Me Too

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  17. Lyrtch

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    *an ideology built on telling muslims in western communities you'll never be accepted, they hate you, and wish you weren't in their country, to attempt to radicalize you to their cause*

    hmm how do we combat this, a message of inclusivity and separating Islam as a religion from the terrorist groups? hmm, seems lame and something that Obama would do

    *elects trump who is a cartoon characterization of what ISIS claims the entire West is*

    at least hes trying something

    *kills self*
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    I think John Kelly would really approve of this kind of compromise.
     
  19. pez

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    You might be IRA. I’m comfortable with it
     
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  20. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    At this point you idiot Trumpers just need to settle on a number and be done. [​IMG]
     
  21. BP

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    Moron can't even say diversity right.

     
  22. NilesIrish

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    Scottish and Dutch mostly. But yeah, I am IRA. So this is fair, it's like my version of Nazi cosplay.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The IRA are freedom fighters fuck anyone who calls them a terrorist organization.
     
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  24. dome foam

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    i humbly accept your nomination.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    26+6=1
     
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  26. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Really hoping 25-26 ends up on the acceptable side, but I'm not optimistic...

    fingers crossed!
     
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  27. Arkadin

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    Lol no fucking chance buddy
     
  28. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    15 would be pressing it, sorry about your luck pepe.
     
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  29. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I'm sad now.
     
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  30. prerecordedlive

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    :runforrest:

    Just for a swatch comparison.
     
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  31. prerecordedlive

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    Looks like 17 may be acceptable.
     
  32. Arkadin

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    That's about the line where you make them speak to test for an accent and check their license for their name
     
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  33. double RL

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    But Obama did invent isis. Many people forget that.
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    This is the pic I wanted, finally found it.

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  35. Crepeswithasmile

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  36. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Going to rural Michigan in the summer of 2016 was the first time I realized trump really might be our president.
     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    dome foam you guys should probably hang out
     
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  38. WhiskeyDelta

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    He’s also fucking a white woman.
     
  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    small thread, good point

     
  40. Crepeswithasmile

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    read thread, good stuff

     
  41. dome foam

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    what if i don't own a gun? can i still be on the firing squad?
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's fucking amazing you post this and can't realize the constant demeaning if them and treating their people as terrorists is further marginalizing them...
     
  43. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Stripping basic human rights from someone should never be on the table.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. Duck2013

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    Here’s why I have such a fucking problem with Trump’s and the republicans response to what happened in NYC.

    When it comes to terrorist attacks on the homeland Rs will get up there and say we need to do everything in our power to prevent this from happening again. And you know what? Good on them! That’s the governments fucking job. To protect its citizens.

    When it comes to mass shootings. The Rs get up there and say we can’t legislate evil away. They need our thoughts and prayers right now.

    These two things are not different. In a very black and white way innocent Americans are dying.

    The message the right sends here is disgusting - Americans getting slaughtered by an out of control gun issue is accepted as a normal part of life and we can’t legislate it away. Being slaughtered by ISIS isn’t and we will do anything in our power to protect you.

    Wow.
     
  46. TAXTAXTAX

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    Muslim ban, Muslim registry, torture Muslims, and kill their families. These are ideas espoused by our current President.
     
  47. Redav

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    I really like that guy