Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Who could have possibly known that the GOP was just a group of dickless, spineless, incompetent old men who have no goddamn idea of how to govern? Absolutely amazing at the level of their incompetence
     
    #61451 Duck70, Jul 27, 2017
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  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    I call Reince Penis too. Starting to like The Mooch.
     
    #61452 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 27, 2017
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  3. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    The two nays were Rand Paul and....Bernie Sanders?
     
    #61453 ohhaithur, Jul 27, 2017
  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He's voted no on them before. I forget what his reasoning was.
     
    #61455 Name P. Redacted, Jul 27, 2017
  6. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    correct

    bernie had said he didn't like it putting sanctions on iran or something

    this bill hits NK, russia, & iran
     
    #61456 afb, Jul 27, 2017
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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    #61457 timo, Jul 27, 2017
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Evangelicals dont give a shit about anything other than the rapture and hurting gays and transsexuals
     
    #61458 Can I Spliff it, Jul 27, 2017
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  9. ohhaithur

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    Deadspin ranked the top quotes. I know the top 4 are all hard but #4 seems underrated

    [​IMG]
     
    #61459 ohhaithur, Jul 27, 2017
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  10. Fran Tarkenton

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    and they like guns
     
    #61460 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 27, 2017
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    They like death. Unironically.
     
    #61461 Can I Spliff it, Jul 27, 2017
  12. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    That third person in 4 is good
     
    #61462 Redav, Jul 27, 2017
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  13. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    The American Taliban doesn't give a shit about anyone who isnt them.
     
    #61463 Duck70, Jul 27, 2017
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  14. Joe Louis

    Joe Louis no thank you turkish, i'm sweet enough
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    "I'm not trying to suck my own cock" is clearly #1 :loldog:
     
    #61464 Joe Louis, Jul 27, 2017
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  15. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    What did I miss today?
     
    #61465 Corch, Jul 27, 2017
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  16. Sam Elliott

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    2017 man :laugh:
     
    #61466 Sam Elliott, Jul 27, 2017
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  17. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Bout time we got an unhinged lib involved in this clown show
     
    #61467 nofatchildren - cissp, Jul 27, 2017
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  18. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The degree to which some of the people in this administration are a douchebag is staggering
     
    #61468 Redav, Jul 27, 2017
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  19. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    They should make Scaramucci's title White House hype man
     
    #61469 Redav, Jul 27, 2017
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    if the McCain/Graham crew take this as an assurance they're spineless, this is Ryan putting the onus on them and saying they'll pass skinny repeal if conference talks falter
     
    #61470 Lyrtch, Jul 27, 2017
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  21. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    Documents were released on what's really going on. Here's the cliffs.

    [​IMG]
     
    #61471 BTH, Jul 27, 2017
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  22. aisle seven

    aisle seven Well-Known Member
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    #61472 aisle seven, Jul 27, 2017
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  23. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Mooch looks like Moriarty getting out of the helicopter in Sherlock.
     
    #61473 JonathanCoachman, Jul 27, 2017
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  24. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Mooch probably told Graham he would publicly out him.
     
    #61474 JonathanCoachman, Jul 27, 2017
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  25. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    Thank god Obama is gone, all that bowing was really hurting the integrity of the office of the U.S. president. Finally dblplay1212 and I can start respecting the office of the president again.
     
    #61475 Mister Me Too, Jul 27, 2017
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  26. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    STOP OBSTRUCTING, DEMS!!#
     
    #61476 BellottiBold, Jul 27, 2017
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  27. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    God works in mysterious ways.
     
    #61477 jokewood, Jul 27, 2017
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  28. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    It's only been 10 days since DJTjr leaked the email.

    :killme:
     
    #61478 slogan119, Jul 27, 2017
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  29. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #61479 BellottiBold, Jul 27, 2017
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  30. AjaxAsian

    AjaxAsian Bayan Pilipino

    Ill pass, sir thanks. Can he even see his own twinkie over his flub? the guy aint even stretchable to reach down there. yoga is for liberals anyways.


    Obama controversies: tan suits and dijon mustard
    Trump controversies: Literal treason, pee tapes, Steve Bannon sucking his own cock. #MAGA
     
    #61480 AjaxAsian, Jul 27, 2017
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  31. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #61481 Lyrtch, Jul 27, 2017
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  32. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    Think I'm gonna go update all my passwords, for all the good that'll do me.

    Good thing we have a bunch of troglodytes who actively encourage voter suppression now in the halls of power. Fuck this country.
     
    #61482 42yard, Jul 27, 2017
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  33. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    ok but member how obama bowed to a couple of leaders?
     
    #61483 Joe_Pesci, Jul 27, 2017
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  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Fox News is discussing how unlicensed drivers (many are illegals!!!) killed 20 people last year in California. Next top story is about some staffer of Debbie WassermanSchuktz

    They're really digging for material.
     
    #61484 Name P. Redacted, Jul 27, 2017
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  35. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Republicans playing Russian roulette with our healthcare. Fucking twats.
     
    #61485 London Humphreys, Jul 27, 2017
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #61486 chuckmasterflex, Jul 27, 2017
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  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Next Tucker Carlson will interview the liberal wrestler making his way through the amateur wrestling circuit.

    :roll:
     
    #61487 Name P. Redacted, Jul 27, 2017
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  38. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    so we just playing hot potato with responsibility now or what

     
    #61488 Lyrtch, Jul 27, 2017
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  39. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    It's like listening to mafia wiretaps
     
    #61489 JGator1, Jul 27, 2017
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    "the mooch just showed up" has me in tears
     
    #61490 Tobias, Jul 27, 2017
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  41. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    #61491 Anison, Jul 27, 2017
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  42. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    You know you could just like not vote for it
     
    #61492 Redav, Jul 27, 2017
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  43. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    can we think back for a moment pre-mooch. when bannon was the devil incarnate? trump brought in a new comms director who said that bannon likes to suck his own cock.

    this guy is a blessing.
     
    #61493 dome foam, Jul 27, 2017
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  44. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    hahahahahaha.

    A) Scaramucci: the personality and name are so perfect for this bullshit.
    B) Does he survive July? lol

    What a shit show.
     
    #61494 NilesIrish, Jul 27, 2017
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  45. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Made it really tough to respect the office
     
    #61495 BellottiBold, Jul 27, 2017
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  46. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Logic is hard.
     
    #61496 Blu Tang Clan, Jul 27, 2017
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  47. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    What page do I go to for the back story of the Mooch quotes?
     
    #61497 DollarBillHokie, Jul 27, 2017
  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    #61498 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 27, 2017
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  49. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #61499 Redav, Jul 27, 2017
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  50. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    #61500 Lorne Malvo, Jul 27, 2017
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