$12,000/ticket music festival for rich people in the bahamas turns into a human rights crisis.

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  1. 47 straight

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    This is fascinating:laugh:
     
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    This reply has me crying

     
  3. steamengine

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    I was hired to build a business plan for a festival and it was 300 pages long. This is hilarious.
     
  4. BudKilmer

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    "this festival is in like 2 weeks, shit, Siri -- how do I make a refugee village?"
     
  5. prerecordedlive

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    Way to overdo it, you professional you.

    That's 298 pages too long.
     
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  6. Gin Buckets

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    Lmbo, I've been reading about it all morning. Poor people got totally fucked.

    That said, this morning was the first I'd heard of Fyre festival.
     
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  7. miles

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    and they wanted to see Ja Rule and Blink 182 :laugh:
     
  9. DriveByBBQ

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    It's amazing how far some people can get being completely full of shit. Bullshit artists are simultaneously insufferable and intriguing.

    No where along the way did anyone check this guy? Is this an instance of 90% of authority is based on assumption? So many questions...
     
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  10. MORBO!

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    Ja Rule found the island from LOST and brought a bunch of dumb/rich motherfuckers over there? Damn...
     
  11. wes tegg

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    People keep talking about lawsuits. These motherfuckers are likely going to prison.
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    Fake
     
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    grossest Myrtle Beach'esque hot take I've seen in a bit.

    Fuck the Atlantis.
     
  15. DriveByBBQ

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    Are we sure this was premeditated fraud and not gross incompetence?
     
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  16. miles

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    Holy shit I'm dying
     
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  18. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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  19. je ne suis pas ici

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    i'll take charge back for $12,000 alex
     
  20. Wywan Bwowna

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    They bought tickets months ago before the prices went up. I think they still paid like $4k each though.
     
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  21. Mix

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    I blame Instagram and the horrible culture it helped create.

    But I am enjoying every bit of this.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    The $12,000.00 tickets included a chartered boat for you to sleep on.
     
  23. tylerdolphin

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    Finally a newspaper here has an article up

    THE Fyre Festival, a luxury music event in Exuma with tickets costing up to $12,000, has been branded a “disaster” and postponed indefinitely, with reports of infrastructure and accommodation not ready, no security, cancelled flights and stranded passengers.

    #Headline performers cancelled their performances and the Ministry of Tourism offered a “heartfelt apology” in expressing its disappointment for the “total disorganisation and chaos”. The ministry, while saying it was not an official sponsor of the private event, said it was lending its support to help with the safe return of all Fyre Festival visitors.

    #On Friday morning, it was reported that flights were returning visitors to Miami. Exuma is busy this weekend, with the national Family Islands regatta in Georgetown the biggest annnual event on the island normally attracting ten of thousands of visitors.

    #Fyre Festival, co-organised by Ja Rule, promised a “cultural moment created from a blend of music, art and food” over the next two weekends in Great Exuma. Festival organisers claimed they set out “to provide a once-in-a-lifetime musical experience on the Islands of the Exumas”.

    #In a statement on its website on Thursday night the event organisers said: “Due to circumstances out of our control, the physical infrastructure was not in place on time and we are unable to fulfill on that vision safely and enjoyably for our guests. At this time, we are working tirelessly to get flights scheduled and get everyone off of Great Exuma and home safely as quickly as we can.

    #“We ask that guests currently on-island do not make their own arrangements to get to the airport as we are coordinating those plans. We are working to place everyone on complimentary charters back to Miami today; this process has commenced and the safety and comfort of our guests is our top priority.

    #“The festival is being postponed until we can further assess if and when we are able to create the high-quality experience we envisioned. We ask for everyone’s patience and cooperation during this difficult time as we work as quickly and safely as we can to remedy this unforeseeable situation.

    #“We will continue to provide regular updates via email to our guests and via our official social media channels as they become available.”

    #Tickets had included a flight from Miami, a stay in a “geodesic dome” and activities including yoga and kayaking. Pre-publicity suggested festival-goers could pay up to $100,000 to mingle with models and be ferried around by private yachts and planes.

    #But visitors described the event as a “complete disaster” and it attacted unflattering international media coverage. William Finley, of North Carolina, posted on social media that he and his friends had arrived to find “disaster tent city” when searching for their accommodation. One British visitor said the festival site “was worse than a refugee camp”.

    #There were also complaints of missing luggage, unsatisfactory catered food, fears for people’s safety, piles of garbage, feral dogs and looting of alcohol.

    #Blink-182, who were set to be the headline act, pulled out. In a Twitter post the band said “Regrettably, and after much consideration, we want to let you know that we won’t be perfoming at Fyre Fest in the Bahamas this weekend. We’re not comfident that we would have what we need to give you the qualify of performances we always give our fans.”

    #Migos, Major Lazer, Skepta and Disclosure were all set to perform as well.

    #For those already in the Exumas, organisers said assistance would be available.

    #“We are working to comfortably accommodate guests and deliver a great experience,” they said. “If you have needs, please head to the Blue House on the main festival site. Security, first aid and Fyre Festival staff are here to assist immediately, 24/7.”

    #People were trying to leave the festival from Thursday but getting a flight proved a problem for some with delays and queues at the airport.

    #Ticket holders who were still making their way on flights to the island, were halted. “Due to circumstances beyond our control, and in line with a culture of safety, all inbound charter flights to the Exumas have been cancelled,” festival organisers said.

    #“Your ticket and any funds uploaded to your RFID band will be refunded. Thank you for bearing with us as we work through the growing pains that every first year event experiences. Revised itinerary information will be shared soon for the remainder of this weekend and weekend two.”

    #Ja Rule has yet to comment on what is happening at the festival. Earlier this week he shared photographs on social media of preparations. The event had been endorsed by a number of high-profile models and influencers such as Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Hailey Baldwin.

    #A Ministry of Tourism statement on Friday read: “We are extremely disappointed in the way the events unfolded yesterday with the Fyre Festival. We offer a heartfelt apology to all who traveled to our country for this event. Tourism is our number one industry and it is our aim to deliver world-class experiences and events.

    #“Hundreds of visitors to Exuma were met with total disorganization and chaos. The organizers of Fyre recently asked the Ministry of Tourism for support for their private event. The Ministry of Tourism is not an official sponsor of Fyre Festival. Given the magnitude of this undertaking, the MOT lent its support as we do with all international events. We offered advice and assisted with communications with other government agencies.

    #“The event organizers assured us that all measures were taken to ensure a safe and successful event but clearly they did not have the capacity to execute an event of this scale. A team of Ministry of Tourism representatives is on the island to assist with the organization of a safe return of all Fyre Festival visitors. It is our hope that the Fyre Festival visitors would consider returning to the Islands of The Bahamas in the future to truly experience all of our beauty.”

    http://www.tribune242.com/news/2017/apr/28/fyre-festival-chaos-exuma/?news

    Lost audibly at the organizers apologizing and blaming the failure on events beyond their control :laugh:
     
  24. je ne suis pas ici

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  25. TC

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    Why did they need so much candy
     
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  26. TC

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    Excuse me, "confectionery"
     
  27. tylerdolphin

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    "Chips ?" Made me laugh way too hard.
     
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  28. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Sure it was, Steven Scubbe.
     
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  29. HatterasJack

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    Picture of chartered yacht

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  30. Arkadin

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    The thing I read said 12k got you like 2 or 4 tickets, the yacht, some other shit. But if you wanted vip you had to pay more :laugh:
     
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  31. TC

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    If you paid extra an Instagram model would suck your dick but when you got there you had to suck your own dick
     
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  32. Open Carry

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    I mean, it's all terrible, but those spots are at least tolerable.
     
  33. allothersnsused

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    Everything about this reminds me of if you let a bunch of middle schoolers try and plan a party on a foreign island. This is exactly what would happen.
     
  34. tylerdolphin

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    The article did say there were feral dogs there.

    Who knew that that Baha Men song was literal.
     
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  35. bigred77

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    im curious if there were any performers ever even booked
     
  36. tylerdolphin

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    Anyone who goes to Atlantis/downtown Nassau and thinks theyve experienced the Bahamas is a moron. Atlantis and downtown Nassau are the tourist hell shitholes. Nassau in general, really.
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    :pffft:
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Inside look at the boats

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  39. Arkadin

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    Does stuff happen on the part of the island where they're doing this shit or is it usually just empty?
     
  40. Voodoo

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    The cheese/bread meal with side salad is the best part about this.
     
  41. tylerdolphin

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    Not positive exactly which island in Exuma this happened on. There are probably a hundred of them. A lot of them are empty. The bigger ones have mostly just your basic marina set up. The Exumas are mostly quiet except for Regattas. Never heard of any big music festivals there. Mostly just people who want to fish, dive, do nature stuff. A lot of it is a national park.
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

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    these people deserve this for liking Blink 182
     
  43. BTH

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  44. 941Gator

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    There are houses to rent and the fishing is incredible. It is "terrible" if you require the commercial/tourist aspect.
     
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  45. Barves2125

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    It probably didn't specify a boat on water. Probably just circled up some trailered boats in the lot.
     
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    If you leave it out in the heat long enough you can have a grilled cheese salmonella
     
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    Is it too soon to start assembling the class for this?
     
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  48. Arkadin

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    They said it was on the same island as a sandals, but I don't know if that was true or hyperbole about the private island thing being bullshit