AEW / WWE thread - Real Fighting about Fake Fighting

I have to be up at 4 for a flight, staying up just for the lotto

 

I can only get so stoned.

 

Message from bankz. Setting up now. Expected to go live at 10:30

 

Bankz is like my secret santa. Just doesn't give a shit.

 

10:30?! THIS IS CUTTING INTO MY TALKING SMACK TIME GODDAMNIT.

I need to hear what Mojo has to say for when I end up with him.

 

So I was just scrolling "waiting wrestling" gifs on google and...

Spoiler

 

2 min till the lottery starts 30 min late!

 

Is she still banging ARod?

 

No idea. I just know her and Stacy Keibler are probably 1a/1b for me, all time. In wrestling anyway.

 

Stacy's my 1 for sure

 

Is this happening? The zzzquill I took 30 mins ago is starting to whoop my ass.

 

So the 10pm lottery that was postponed until 10:30 still hasn't started.

 

5 minute warning.

 

#alternativefacts

 

Should have started 30 minutes ago

 

Going live

#WWE

 

Link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlYPqbBOJL

 

man logging in to comment is for the birds

 

video feed went out for me for a few minutes too Canes, good now though

 

fucking 3 I don't think it's possible to get a worse number.

 

7's a nice early pop after shit's gotten loose number

 

Unofficial order (if there are corrections, LMK)

1.) DDotGA
2.) Hank Scorpio
3.) zeberdee
4.) Canesfan3234
5.) The Great Pumpkin
6.) Bankz
7.) Shiggityshwo
8.) Jeffrey Lebowski
9.) UncleJesse
10.) DetroitNole
11.) Beeds07
12.) cdaysker
13.) ohhaithur
14.) Tiffin
15.) Tex
16.) GovNole
17.) bigpig
18.) One Man Wolfpack
19.) Sub-Zero
20.) Sammy Meatballs
21.) thegenerel
22.) stratknight
23.) t-cock
24.) Gustavo Fring
25.) Illinihockey
26.) Beanh8er
27.) Gaffrican
28.) fsugrad99
29.) Blaise Winter
30.) bturns

 

Wooooooo top 5

Suck my Cena nerds!!!

 

28!

I'll be spending my winnings on coke and hookers

Or paying for my Rumble trip

Whatevs

 

I'm gonna take 27, and I'll feel good about.

Which means I'll get Heath Slater.

 

1. DDotGA
2. Hank Scorpio
3. zeberdee
4. Canesfan3234
5. The Great Pumpkin
6. Bankz
7. Shiggityshwo
8. Jeffrey Lebowski
9. UncleJesse
10. DetroitNole
11. Beeds07
12. cdaysker
13. ohhaithur
14. Tiffin
15. Tex
16. GovNole
17. bigpig
18. One Man Wolfpack
19. Sub-Zero
20. Sammy Meatballs
21. thegenerel
22. stratknight
23. t-cock
24. Gustavo Fring
25. Illinihockey
26. Beanh8er
27. Gaffrican
28. fsugrad99
29. Blaise Winter
30. bturns

 

I was at a disadvantage from the get go my ball's way too big and easy to grab

 

https://www.periscope.tv/w/a1bKiTFh...KTIoIvYRIgfuoETyZkYCzY9Fp_ItQYAoxMlWm56bLJ5KY

 

I think 14 is good for a possible iron man spot or most eliminations. Could see Braun come in and take out 8 guys before Big Show and Shaq take him out.

 

Confirmed the cleaner is showing up at #20

 

I think that would be the link to watch the lotto over of any of you missed it

 

Am I the only nerd researching who came in at my number in previous Rumbles?

 

4. Looks like I donated my money.

 

literally have wikipedia up right now

 

#27 has won the Rumble four times....

 

29, I'm down with that

 

Post it

 

Thanks Bankz

 

last 3 have been Titus, Boogeyman, and Kofi

so maybe the return guy or something

 

Save y'all some time researching entrant history with your number from the draw ..

http://www.prowrestlinghistory.com/supercards/usa/wwf/rumble2.html

 

yes that is way more efficient thanks

 

I personally think that's the money spot this year.

 

Breeze, Harper, rhodes, and kofi. Yea. I'm fucked

 

it appears I got confused by Wiki's way of doing things and my previous 3 are actually Kane, Boogeyman, and Swagger

so maybe the return guy or something

 

We should have had a get your money back prize for whoever ends up with Ellsworth. You know he is going to be the comedy entrant